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biped
May 5, 2004 9:04 AM

From now on, I'm going to post various random comics that aren't part of a series in this thread. If you want to add some of yours, go ahead. Dumbass.

/comics/biped/228251/

P.S. I don't care if you don't like these comics.

Post #136144link

possums
May 5, 2004 9:12 AM

quote:
P.S. I don't care if you don't like these comics.

good. they suck. especially compared to some of your other things.

Post #136147link

biped
May 5, 2004 9:13 AM

Post #136148link

biped
May 5, 2004 9:14 AM

quote:
good. they suck. especially compared to some of your other things.

I'm glad you think they suck. I hope everyone thinks that they all suck.

Post #136149link

possums
May 5, 2004 9:26 AM

actually those last three were highly amusing. especially the penguin one. they remind me of several of my early comics.

Post #136151link

biped
May 5, 2004 9:41 AM

Thank you. I am on an emotional roller-coaster now.

Post #136153link

smamurai
May 5, 2004 9:44 AM

I think they're comics all right.

Post #136154link

biped
May 5, 2004 10:06 AM

quote:
I think they're comics all right.

I have been striving to correct this defect.

/comics/biped/66291/
/comics/biped/189106/
/comics/biped/223905/

Post #136159link

NooniePuuBunny
May 5, 2004 9:11 PM

Those were hilarious!

Make a series out of the Ed Begely Jr. show!!! XD Its crying out for there to be so much more!

Post #136271link

biped
May 5, 2004 9:24 PM

quote:
Those were hilarious!

Make a series out of the Ed Begely Jr. show!!! XD Its crying out for there to be so much more!



I'm very glad you liked them. I was afraid no one would get the Ed Begley, Jr. one.

Post #136278link

NooniePuuBunny
May 5, 2004 9:27 PM

quote:
quote:
Those were hilarious!

Make a series out of the Ed Begely Jr. show!!! XD Its crying out for there to be so much more!



I'm very glad you liked them. I was afraid no one would get the Ed Begley, Jr. one.

Anything making fun of the classic sitcom era is a genius comic.

Post #136279link

biped
May 6, 2004 6:11 PM

Post #136374link

biped
May 8, 2004 9:33 PM

Post #136677link

NooniePuuBunny
May 9, 2004 5:04 PM

I use him for my captain wanker character! XD

Post #136771link

biped
May 9, 2004 5:24 PM

Do you force him to be Captain Wanker against his will? Is it something that he would be ashamed for his family to see?

Post #136774link

NooniePuuBunny
May 9, 2004 5:36 PM

quote:
Do you force him to be Captain Wanker against his will? Is it something that he would be ashamed for his family to see?

Nah.. His family was okay with it. And he enjoyed his role immensely.

Post #136781link

biped
May 9, 2004 5:58 PM

"I can't believe my parents have to see me performing as 'Captain Wanker.' And someday, my own children will be ashamed of me, and will be taunted mercilessly by their playmates." -- last known statement made by "Captain Wanker" before suicide

(left) Publicity photo taken in happier times, during his one of his appearances as the beloved "Captain Chip."

Post #136784link

biped
May 9, 2004 7:58 PM

Post #136796link

theDROOLfool
May 9, 2004 9:24 PM

Dayum, biped,
You are on an emotional roll, aren't you?
i give you 5 sic chik magnets...
now go to town.

Post #136803link

biped
May 10, 2004 5:19 AM

Five chick magnets? This is what makes the pain and agony of passionate artistic creation worthwhile.

Post #136820link

theDROOLfool
May 10, 2004 6:13 AM

quote:
Dayum, biped,
You are on an emotional roll, aren't you?
i give you 5 sic chik magnets...
now go to town.
theDROOLfool drooooooools
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quote:
Five chick magnets? This is what makes the pain and agony of passionate artistic creation worthwhile
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ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm well ...not exactly.
You didn't read the fine print and forgot the sic. It reads "five sic chik magnets."

Sooooooooooooo is it still as momentous for you?

Post #136838link

biped
May 10, 2004 6:48 AM

quote:

Sooooooooooooo is it still as momentous for you?



Yes, your qualifying remarks do nothing to detract from my magnificent accomplishment.

Post #136848link

theDROOLfool
May 10, 2004 7:01 AM

quote:
Five chick magnets? This is what makes the pain and agony of passionate artistic creation worthwhile
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quote:
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm well ...not exactly.
You didn't read the fine print and forgot the sic. It reads "five sic chik magnets."

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quote:
Sooooooooooooo is it still as momentous for you?
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quote:
Yes, your qualifying remarks do nothing to detract from my magnificent accomplishment.
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ManOhlive
Ya need to bag and sell that ego....no stumblebum's life for you, my friend!

Post #136855link

biped
May 10, 2004 7:06 AM

quote:
ManOhlive
Ya need to bag and sell that ego....no stumblebum's life for you, my friend!


I actually possess a great deal of humility. It's just that I rarely get an opportunity to exercise it.

Post #136857link

theDROOLfool
May 10, 2004 7:35 AM

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quote:
ManOhlive
Ya need to bag and sell that ego....no stumblebum's life for you, my friend!
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quote:
I actually possess a great deal of humility. It's just that I rarely get an opportunity to exercise it.
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No wonder some people are flying light while others, like you, are close-fisted with all the immensity of
amour d'individu!

GOOD4YOU!
You'll never be a blind imitator, will you?

Post #136861link

biped
May 10, 2004 7:39 AM

I didn't understand what you just said, but it sounded extremely complimentary, so I agree.

Post #136863link

theDROOLfool
May 10, 2004 7:52 AM

No wonder some people are flying light while others, like you, are close-fisted with all the immensity of
amour d'individu!

GOOD4YOU!
You'll never be a blind imitator, will you?
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TRANSLATION:
No wonder some people have barely nothing to make it through life while other's like you hog all the greatness of self love.

GOOD4YOU
You will never be a covert of a self absorbed fanatic. In otherwords you may become your own person, eh?

What a rare thing to find on this planet!

Post #136867link

biped
May 10, 2004 10:55 AM

"The hogging of self love" -- I wonder if Oscar Wilde ever used that phrase.

Post #136912link

theDROOLfool
May 10, 2004 1:48 PM

biped quote
Mr. Wonderful
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"The hogging of self love" -- I wonder if Oscar Wilde ever used that phrase.
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Hhmmmmmmm how could i impugn that coming from a 3*Star*Sic*Chik* maven.

theDROOLfool bows copiously *bowbowbowbowbowowbowowbow*

"There's nothing new under the sun"

Post #136933link

biped
May 13, 2004 8:29 PM

Post #137586link

NooniePuuBunny
May 13, 2004 8:49 PM

What is your facination with Vin Deisel anyway?

Post #137593link

biped
May 13, 2004 9:09 PM

I don't know. He just seems like the perfect person to be irrationally fascinated with.

Post #137601link

NooniePuuBunny
May 14, 2004 7:22 AM

quote:
I don't know. He just seems like the perfect person to be irrationally fascinated with.

Good point.

Post #137628link

biped
June 18, 2004 12:51 PM

Post #142239link

newportlocal
June 18, 2004 1:47 PM

Here's some DUMBASS for you, Biped! Dumbass, dumbass, dumbass, dumbass, dumbass, dumbass, dumbass, dumbass, ........

It's rolling off so smoothly.........

/comics/newportlocal/237696/

Post #142245link

biped
June 18, 2004 1:53 PM

I like that one.

Post #142246link

Gabu
June 18, 2004 2:10 PM

quote:
/comics/newportlocal/237696/
taht was not radnom mistar, yuo get ZERO POINTES for dumbyness

DISQLAFYED NEWPORTLOCAL!

COPYRIGHT!

Post #142250link

newportlocal
June 18, 2004 2:14 PM

/comics/newportlocal/237705/

GABUGABU, RANDOM PUU PUU......

Post #142251link

biped
June 18, 2004 4:38 PM

Post #142262link

AtheistDiary
June 18, 2004 5:28 PM

Biped's ego makes me think of Scooby Doo

(then I wack off)

Post #142269link

biped
June 18, 2004 5:34 PM

Post #142272link

darthkorn
June 18, 2004 5:58 PM

HA-HA! Good work, Biped! Indeed, Your work makes me laugh like a school girl on crack!

BUT CAN IT COMPARE TO THIS!

234335

HA!! I THINK NOT!

Post #142274link

biped
June 18, 2004 6:14 PM

No, it can't.

Post #142278link

NooniePuuBunny
June 18, 2004 10:25 PM

quote:
GABUGABU, RANDOM PUU PUU......

No, Gabu is not random Puu. I on the other hand am very random, and I have puu right in the middle of my name. For your error, I should cram 37 pinapples up your ass and a coconut up your nose while humming "Danny Boy."

Post #142362link

Gabu
June 18, 2004 10:26 PM

I'm fairly sure that the pipes will definitely be calling after you do that.

Post #142363link

biped
March 12, 2005 8:42 PM

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biped
March 12, 2005 8:55 PM

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