No they're not.

Scientists in London are attempting to determine what species of bird recently crapped on Boy George's head.

WATCH OUT BOY GEORGE !!! SHE THINKS YOUR A GUMMIE WORM !

The question is no longer of their sexual preference, but now of which one is more likely to make one's penis crawl in to one's anus.

"MOMMY! LOOK! ITS THE CIRCUS!"

"After the controversial kiss between Maddonna and Britney, Rosie and Boy George decided to reap from the new frenzy."

Although Mothra attempted to blind him with a garish display of colors, Mothra was still no match for Godzilla.