-Ed goes searching for Truck Barnicles after a recent vacation to a New England fishing villiage.

-As the size of SUVs increases, more and more Geos are getting stuck behind the tires of larger cares.

-Fuck I'm not funny.

--Darwin Award winner - 2001

Well I'll be a sonofabitch, there is a wet bar and a VCR under here!

--TOBOR's next victim

I gassed the fuck out of it, but the slippery little shit realized just in time I was lying about how you check the oil.

- German Dirk Auer takes a break from high-speed inline skating to try his hand at high-speed tooth polishing.

Hi, I'm Sally Struthers. At the International Correspondence School, you can get a degree in any of the following areas: Veterinary Assistant, TV/VCR Repair, Semi Truck Dental Assistant...

"Yeah, my name's Jack, how did you know?"

And here we see the mother semi bringing a meal to its young.

"My wife was saying something like she wanted me to lick around her Volvo ..."

-Here we get to witness the beauty of nature as the Domesticated Milk Truck gives birth to a new Pot Bellied Driver.

-"Tell you what, Al, Ill go pretend to service the vehicle, and you can fuck me in the ass, no questions asked!"

-Searching for a new kinky adventure, Bob tried sticking his tounge on the exhaust manifold.

Damn, that Olympic sprinter was really moving when he hit that truck...

"Yeah, laugh it up... my fuckin' goatee's caught..."

--"Now simply tie the kielbasa to the exhaust manifold and drive around until lunchtime."

--"DANG, LOOK AT ALL THEM PARTS IN THERE!"

--"Ah see yer problem raht here, Sherrif Taylor. You were so drunk last naht, you dun run over the patio furniture and got it all stuck in here. And look, Aunt Bea musta been settin' in the chase lounge."

Longest caption ever.

"Well Billy, the good news is I know where your cat got to..."

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"Well Billy, the good news is I know where your cat got to..."

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