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fuzzymanMay 10, 2004 9:16 PM
I can't wait for Mayor McCheese to "interrogate" me.
bipedMay 10, 2004 9:21 PM
"But she said she WANTED to see my McNuggets!"
GabuMay 10, 2004 9:49 PM
The police decided that Ronald was lovin' that bicycle lock a bit too much.
bipedMay 11, 2004 5:19 AM
During his latest courtroom appearance, it was evident that Michael Jackson had progressed to yet another stage in his metamorphosis.
UnknownEricMay 11, 2004 8:38 AM
"It wasn't me, officer... it was the Hamburglar!"
Rabid_WeasleMay 11, 2004 5:46 PM
"What do you mean the food prices are so low it's criminal?"
AtheistDiaryMay 11, 2004 6:23 PM
"I told you it was CARROT TOP who made those oinker jokes! CARROT TOP!"
NooniePuuBunnyMay 13, 2004 7:40 AM
Ronald was arrested yesterday after being caught in his side job as a prostitute. He was caught on tape saying to a female undercover officer "Wanna put a smile on for just $5?"
Kevin_Keegans_PermMay 13, 2004 9:50 AM
Arrests followed the release of the new "Clown Cock" flavour of McFlurry.
FreakoMay 14, 2004 7:57 AM
Where do you think they got the idea for the new McTossed Salad.
