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winkingjesus
May 16, 2004 10:02 PM

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/winkingjesus/

I've been creating comics since 02/05/02 and have yet to be rated by a signle one of the fine upstanding members of stripcreators.

Bless you,
Rev. Jonathan C. Chance (Internet Field Missionary)
www.WinkingJesus.com

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Gabu
May 16, 2004 10:14 PM

And on top of that, Super Mario won't even look him in the eye.

What a world!

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smamurai
May 17, 2004 2:25 AM

Why don't you pick your best comics WJ and post them here?

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TooMuchCoffeeGuy
May 17, 2004 4:05 AM

Now let it be said that I very very very rarely insult anyone. I don't see any point in berrating a complete stranger over the internet. However there are exceptions to that rule: namely, when people ask me to. So here is my opinion of your work:

Firstly since the non-advent of your first comic way back on the 2nd of May 2002, a whopping 2 years ago, one might have expected your comic strip to feature at least one joke. Just one fucking JOKE! Hell, even Cathy managed that.

Now you might say that you made a joke about McDonalds not serving breakfast after 10:30. And by it's technical definition it may have fallen under that category:

Joke \Joke\, n. [L. jocus. Cf {Jeopardy}, {Jocular}, {Juggler}.] 1. Something said for the sake of exciting a laugh; something witty or sportive (commonly indicating more of hilarity or humor than jest); a jest; a witticism; as, to crack good-natured jokes.

It doesn't say whether or not it has to get a laugh. But let's face it. It wasn't funny. It wasn't close to funny. It wasn't even funny's distant illegitimate cousin. It was a pathetic squandered attempt at humour that was exucuted with such a lack of elan, that I feel is best characterised by the sound someone with serious head trauma emits when they get too excited.

Now I grant that I agree that McDonalds should serve breakfast after 10:30. Clearly so do you. So I can empathise with your need for hotcakes approaching mid-day. What I can't empathise with is your need for validation through the opinion of others.

But I can sympathise. It seems that you feel that the countless hours it took you to create those 14 wonderful strips, entitles you to a right to have people care about your work. So why has no one taken the time to rate you? Let me put forward an idea, a thought, a concept that perhaps has not occured to you of your own cerebral process:

Your comics, winkingjesus, are so bad, so worthless, that people will not rate them, read them, or care in the least whether you make them or not. "Oh please please, rate me, shower me with praise and attention". Seriously, what did you expect?

Now by all means, make whatever comics you want. I don't care one way or the other, and I encourage you to exercise your creative impulses. But please, for the love of god, stop whoring for attention. Now I'm not insulting you personally, I'm sure you're a very nice person. But you're a very nice person who urgently needs to practice entertaining with humour. And I'm cool with that. Honestly, I am. Right up until the point where you said "why doesn't anyone want to rate me?" and made a topic about it in a public forum.

So my rating? "Either come up with a joke, or shut the fuck up"/10.

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biped
May 17, 2004 5:49 AM

I love the sausage biscuits. I could very easily eat them in the late afternoon or early evening.

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MikeyG
May 17, 2004 7:13 AM

Since I liked TooMuchCoffeeGuy's comics a lot, and think he's one of the better newbs around here, I went into WinkingJesus' comics with an automatic bias. It happens, I am not above it sometimes.

But I liked a few of them. H-E-double tongue depressors was a pretty funny line to me. That's probably because I always found 'H-E-double-hockeysticks' to be pretty funny as well.

Jesus in sandals being gay was pretty funny to me as well. I usually consider a dude walking around in sandals to be a wuss. Unless he's actually gay, then it's fine.

Sorry, TMCG, I love you to death but I disagree here, as much as I wanted to agree. If you want to see some truly garbage comics, check out theDROOLfool.

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OMG_DaGmAr_6481987
May 17, 2004 7:20 AM

quote:
If you want to see some truly garbage comics, check out theDROOLfool.

Or OMG_DaGmAr_6481987. I hate her, but I love her sister.

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biped
May 17, 2004 7:30 AM

quote:
H-E-double tongue depressors was a pretty funny line to me. That's probably because I always found 'H-E-double-hockeysticks' to be pretty funny as well.



How about "H-E-double-big-black-warty-vibrating dildoes"?

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MikeyG
May 17, 2004 9:59 AM

quote:
How about "H-E-double-big-black-warty-vibrating dildoes"?

Haw. But too much. Needs to be something like "H-E-double-picklerods" or "H-E-double-frozen-weasels".

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choadwarrior
May 17, 2004 6:24 PM

I agree with TMCG. There isn't a joke to be found in there...no hahas or even a smirk. Normally, I don't rate people bad who are simply unfunny, but since you asked, you now have status, albeit low.

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possums
May 17, 2004 9:40 PM

It's a sad, sad day for Nikos Kazantzakis.

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winkingjesus
May 20, 2004 12:34 AM

Bless you all for sharing your opinion on the WinkingJesus comics!

I got exactly what I prayed for - RATED. I never asked for a good one, nor did I expect one.

Mr. TooMuchCoffeeGuy, I fear you are horribly wrong about one thing. I am NOT a "very nice person". I'm not even a nice person.

I'm a unequivocal reprobate.

Sincerely yours,
Rev. Jonathan C. Chance
(One of TooMuchCoffeeGuy's exceptions)

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TooMuchCoffeeGuy
May 20, 2004 3:12 AM

Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of their Bible and had too many Angsty-O's for breakfast.

Enter my competition.

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smamurai
May 20, 2004 3:32 AM

You crazy kids.

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winkingjesus
May 20, 2004 1:57 PM

TooMuchCoffeeGuy Darlin',

Are you accusing me of stealing your Angsty-O's?
The only thing I'd like to take of yours is your lovin'.

Speakin' of, I've got a question fer ya.
Are you single?

I'm in the market for a feisty young colt to wrangle, and I think you just might be him!

Love ya,
Rev. Jonathan C. Chance

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Gabu
May 20, 2004 3:22 PM

230369

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xxausrottenxx
May 20, 2004 7:42 PM

231255

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Gabu
May 20, 2004 7:45 PM

I'm suing you for copyright infringement.

Wait, I forgot, I'm too lazy.

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winkingjesus
May 23, 2004 3:48 AM

TooMuchCockGuy,

I can tell you want me by the way you ignore me!

Call me (817)284-7847

Rev. Jonathan C. Chance
http://www.WinkingJesus.com

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possums
May 23, 2004 8:56 AM

Oh, I get it now. It's the same company that made PunkkRoxxChickk or whatever. Giving away phone numbers. Psh. A reverend in the Inglewood area code? Gimme a break. How stupid do you think we are, you bloody replicants?

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winkingjesus
May 23, 2004 12:54 PM

O Possums,

Are you trying to cock block me?
I was talking to TooMuchCoffeeGuy, not you.
FYI - The 817 area code is from deep in the heart of the Bible Belt, NOT in the Inglewood/Sodom area.

I'll take the high road and not answer your question regarding the level of your stupidity.

Hugs & Kisses,
Rev. Jonathan C. Chance

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NooniePuuBunny
May 23, 2004 3:56 PM

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possums
May 23, 2004 4:22 PM

Ah, 817, not 818. Pardon me. 818 is Inglewood/L.A. Valley. I should have realized you were a hick and not a "hard-hittin' nigga."

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Gabu
May 23, 2004 5:30 PM

quote:
/comics/NooniePuuBunny/231752/
Hey, now that's just cruel. What did Gabe do to deserve to be the one to represent WinkingJesus?

Also, good job.

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winkingjesus
May 23, 2004 6:21 PM

NooniePuuBunny,

What he hell are you talking about?
I have never pretended to be a christian.
I said in plain english that I'm a reprobate. Which, in case you didn't know, is worse than being a "jerk".
I could pretend to be straight, but pretending to be gay would make as much sense as me pretending to be caucasian.

No hugs or kisses fer ya,
Rev. Jonathan C. Chance

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winkingjesus
June 8, 2004 5:06 AM

TooMuchCoffeeGuy,

I still miss your kiss!

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winkingjesus
May 10, 2005 3:11 PM

TooMuchCoffeeGuy,

Just wanted to let you know that I no longer
have desires for your sweet lil' behind!

I found me a real man!
Rev. Jonathan C. Chance

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Hari_Nezumi
May 10, 2005 6:46 PM

There is a reason you've gone so long and lacked a rating. Your comics suck. ^_O

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winkingjesus
May 11, 2005 2:10 AM

Actually, my comics were rated a LONG time ago - poorly mind you, yet rated.

Hari, your comics seem to have homosexual sub-plots.
Are you as hot as TooMuchCofeeGuy?!?!?!?!?

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flipynif1
May 11, 2005 5:53 PM

All i have to say is that this thread was the funny

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winkingjesus
May 24, 2005 4:02 AM

Tennessee boys are HOT!

Grrrrrr

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winkingjesus
September 19, 2005 8:19 PM

Okay boyz,

I'm in the market for a new altar boy!
Which one of you has the prettiest mouth?

Rev. Jonathan C. Chance

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finn34
September 19, 2005 10:29 PM

i didn't know winkingjesus.com needed a spammer.

or that you were a necromancer.

...

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winkingjesus
September 28, 2005 4:34 AM

I ain't no spammer!
Just lookin' for a new altar boy.

If that pic is really you, you got a pretty mouth!
You'd be hotter if'n I knew you had all your teeth.

Bless you,
Rev. Jonathan C. Chance

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HCRoyall
September 28, 2005 4:45 AM

I'd hate you, but even as I start to hate I realize that even though you respond to criticism like an idiot, you're at least funny about it, which is more than anyone can say about bltsandwich.

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finn34
September 28, 2005 10:49 AM

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I'd hate you, but even as I start to hate I realize that even though you respond to criticism like an idiot, you're at least funny about it, which is more than anyone can say about bltsandwich.

i prefer "bitchsandwich" -- it's more truthful.

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flipynif1
September 28, 2005 10:55 AM

Choosy moms choose Jiff!

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winkingjesus
October 28, 2005 3:29 AM

Who is bltsandwich?
Do he have a pretty mouth?!?!?!??!

Rev. Jonathan C. Chance

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HotRodDeathToll
October 28, 2005 3:36 AM

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Camroc
October 28, 2005 3:45 PM

I've been writing a series for a few years since may 12th 2003. From the people whove read them, my friends, I've heard they are funny. If you like random things with no plot then you should check out my series, Zombo's great adventures. I'm currently haveing a contest on it. Apparently I acidently didn't make a comic #23 so I'm haveing a contest for the best one to be #23.

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Camroc
October 28, 2005 3:58 PM

Heres a sample of one of my comics, I liked this one quite a bit. 261105
This is part of a little plot line going on in a place called blur ville. I also have a comic that in three panels pretty much explains the entire series in how random it is228737

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Hell_Bent_Cheez
November 1, 2005 5:32 AM

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winkingjesus
November 16, 2005 2:37 AM

Screw these spammers!!!

I never got an answear to my question....
Does bltsandwich17 have a pretty mouth?!?!?!?

Bless you,
Rev. Jonathn C. Chance

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HCRoyall
November 16, 2005 2:51 AM

quote:
Screw these spammers!!!

I never got an answear to my question....
Does bltsandwich17 have a pretty mouth?!?!?!?

Bless you,
Rev. Jonathn C. Chance


No, unfortunately she doesn't. Even if she did, she is a lesbian femnazi in denial who hates sex.

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winkingjesus
March 1, 2007 12:34 PM

I have missed all of ya'll and your pretty mouths!

 

XXX

Rev. Jonathan C. Chance

 

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LuckyGuess
March 2, 2007 12:32 AM

A holy man and a necromancer? MY GOD.

I did like this, though~

/comics/winkingjesus/311560/

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myles1890
March 2, 2007 11:54 AM

Although I am a newbie, I refuse to rate any of those comics.  Plainly, they suck.

You could copy off of a TV show and rewrite it in your own words, or cleverly recreate a joke you heard into one you wrote yourself.  Hell, I do it most of the time on mine.

I can't even comprehend the meaning of "hog'n snausage" (if that's how you spell it?)

Portly crap.

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LuckyGuess
March 2, 2007 2:42 PM

quote:

myles1890 wrote:

Although I am a newbie, I refuse to rate any of those comics. Plainly, they suck.

You could copy off of a TV show and rewrite it in your own words, or cleverly recreate a joke you heard into one you wrote yourself. Hell, I do it most of the time on mine.

I can't even comprehend the meaning of "hog'n snausage" (if that's how you spell it?)

Portly crap.


I agree, they mostly suck. Except for that one I like. I liked that one.

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myles1890
March 3, 2007 8:07 AM

Eh.  I liked none of them. 

Hey, start reading 8-Bit theater.  That'll get your sense of humor way up there.

 

Wooden steak...wood IN steak...genius!

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winkingjesus
May 21, 2007 4:47 AM

Myles,

 

Do you have a pretty mouth?

 

 

Sincerely,

Rev. Jonathan C. Chance

 

 

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