The imaginative wordplay in your comics is done in the spirit of Griffy's beloved "Zippy the Pinhead" series, but without the finesse. You probably have the ability to develop this into funnier comics, though.
Come on now, you HAVE to have understood what was going on! It all makes perfect sense... if you're an extraterrestrial crackwhore Reptilian Gray from the planet URANUS. That or schizophrenic. Anyway, thanks for the comments. Since no one seemingly got the humor, I guess my purpose was accomplished. The ever-brilliant Mr. Kaufman would have been proud indeed.
I get the humor -- I've always appreciated well-turned non-sequiturs and artfully-arranged groupings of seemingly unrelated words and phrases. I believe that, if you want to, you can use this as a basis for comics that go beyond that and make the reader laugh instead of just having a mild mental appreciation for the nimble wordplay. It's like the paintings of Salvador Dali -- many people enjoy looking at them, but they rarely point at them and go "The clocks are melting! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"