So this is it: We're all going to fly ...
Best Use of Python


Goes to: John Cleese
For obvious reasons.
The Truth Award This would really happen

Goes to: Project_Spam
For the Comic: 231241
Funniest Comic to Republicans

Goes to: biped
For the Comic: 230661
Funniest Comic to Democrats

Goes to:
For the Comic: 230690
Funniest Comic to Nerds

Goes to: yeah, fzh
For the Comic: 231813
Most Sexual

Goes to: MikeyG
For the Comic: 230817
Most Ironic

Goes to: Gabu
For the Comic: 230675
Best Pun

Goes to: me. Deal with it.
Funniest Politically Incorrect

Goes to: MikeyG
For the Comic: 230817
Most Obscure

Goes to: Zegota
For the Comic: 230861
Put it this way: I don't even know what movie I didn't see.
The Tobor Award For funniest Inside Joke

Goes to: MikeyG
For the Comic: 231176
Best Title

Goes to: biped
For the Comic: 231244
Most Similar

Goes to: Everyone who mentioned an anal function. And be sure to pick up a spare Tobor Award or two on the way out.
Best Use of Lack of Rules

Goes to: AtheistDiary
For the Comic: STINKY!
I said you could use the Props directory, not the Poops directory.
The AUUHHH award Of best use of being corny

Goes to: Zegota
For the Comic: 230866
The Best at being a Bad Speller's Award WFT!?!11

Goes to: MikeyG
For the Comic: 230817
Andy's maw's name is not spelled, "Julia Roberts."
Best use of Cliches award

Goes to: Gabu
For the Comic: 230676
Less is good! For funny short panels

Goes to: AtheistDiary
For the Comic: STINKY!
More is good! For funny long panels

Goes to: fzh
For the Comic: 231813
Bronze Award of Neatoness

Goes to: fzh
For the Comic: 231813
Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to: biped
For the Comic: 231244
Psychic Award

Goes to: Anyone who didn't enter
Because I didn't bother to come up with one.
Bonus Award

Goes to: AtheistDiary
For: STINKY!
Creativity Award

Goes to: MikeyG
For the Comic: 231176
Zinger Award (And the elected host of FTC 36)

Goes to: Zegota
For the Comic: 230860