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wouldn't that make him the best?
Well, since he's the only judge that this competition has ever had, then he would, of course, be both the best and the worst judge that it had ever had. He would also be the manliest, prissiest, smartest, dumbest, tallest, shortest, and most-likely-to-have-the-ability-to-suck-a-live-squirrel-up-his-ass judge that it had ever had.