"Allah uh at-bar!"

I don't know, I sure as hell can't find Waldo.

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With the entire range of possible creative uses finally exhausted, the world's leaders finally called to put an end to Photoshop.

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Unknown to the US Government, Osama gave up his radical Jihad in favor of the hedonistic lifestile and frequents the popular dance clubs in search of booze and easy drunken women.

Just do it!

After several hours of alone time at the lesbian bar, Osama Bin Laden conceded that he may have confused the terms 'dykey' and 'Nike'.

"Hmm...I do not think these are all virgins. And neither are they all female. And I still have to pay for a fekking lap dance. Allah, you BASTARD."