Joey had a hard time meeting girls, since one of his testicles was shaped like a giant moose.

The high horse wasn't quite enough for poor Billy, and soon he found that he had bitten off more than he could chew. Of course, it'd take a pretty bad cook to make mouuse that you'd need to chew.

After 15 minutes of horrendous chocolate mousse puns, young Ernest F. Ford was cariboued off the stage.