I've heard their company makes the most interesting cocktails.

In a concerted effort to appeal to the Hispanic comunity, Beaver Liquors owner Connie Lingus announced the hiring of the Three Amigos today. Representatives from the State Dept of Wildlife & Fisheries quickly descended on the retail establishment, citing it as the first documented case of a Beaver with three assholes.

It wasn't as fancy as the Viet Nam war memorial, but it still made the guys a little misty-eyed whenever they visited it.