Oh no! It's a Newbie, and they've already planned PLOTS!!!
This could shake the entire foundation of comic-making as the world knows it- or it could be ignored. Either way.

Did you say something?

I think it was just gibberish.

No, no... I said nothing.
*Cough*Readmydamncomics*Cough*

I found the image of a squirrel humping a wall to be offensive.

Well, I find your over-use of the word "toilet" to be offensive!

I beg your pardon. My use of the word "toilet" is never an iota less than tasteful and restrained.

I'm sorry- when I was a lad, I was toilet-fed... the memories have never quite faded.
Thus, whenever I see the word "toilet" I go into raving fits of raviness.

I don't really like them that much.

Vulgar humor isn't very appealing to me.

Your palatte is obviously not sophisticated enough to understand the intricate workings of squirrels humping walls.

The erect squirrel humping the wall was fine...it was the porn obsessed classroom I couldn't deal with.

You went to a private high school, didn't you?

I think cheese is less nutritious than Moonist Monks make it out to be.

I think Playboy magazines have many fibre.