The Second Annual (maybe) Jet Comic Competition

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TheNewSoup
June 21, 2004 11:23 AM

Hello, and welcome to the Second Annual Jet Comic Competition. I'm sure most of us will remember NGrassi22 and his bad comics and dumb brain, but most memorable of all was his fondness for making stupid contests. One of these contests was the annual jet comic competition, a contest everyone hated of course, but it was probably his most successful work. Being the winner of the first competition, and seeing as how he doesnt seem to be around anymore to start up the second one, I've taken it upon myself to continue this contest's legacy. The same rules apply as before:

1. Submit any comic you want. There are no rules at all.

I know it's a totally random contest, but I wanted to stay true to NGrassi's original rules. I hope to see you all entering!

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User #16352 June 21, 2004 11:38 AM	You son of a bitch.
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JESUSSANDWICH June 21, 2004 12:00 PM	Hey, why not? [br] /comics/JESUSSANDWICH/238171/
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qwertyuio June 21, 2004 3:43 PM	238223
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niteowl June 21, 2004 4:01 PM	194739
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TheNewSoup June 21, 2004 4:22 PM	Oh, and the judging shall take place sometime this week. Somewhere around Thursday, I should like to think.
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Gabu June 21, 2004 4:53 PM	/comics/Gabu/238232/
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biped June 21, 2004 5:27 PM
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NooniePuuBunny June 21, 2004 9:04 PM	/comics/NooniePuuBunny/238282/ I R TEH WINNAR!
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fzh June 22, 2004 1:38 AM
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xxausrottenxx June 22, 2004 8:10 PM	238465
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Gabu June 22, 2004 8:39 PM	quote: 238465 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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biped June 23, 2004 8:57 AM	/comics/biped/238524/
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AtheistDiary June 23, 2004 12:09 PM	Great, now I wanna stick things in Noonie's ass, too. Thanks!
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possums June 23, 2004 12:19 PM	quote: Great, now I wanna stick things in Noonie's ass, too. Thanks! Fine, but I have dibs on YOURS, you delicious pile of man meat. /comics/possums/238538/
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AtheistDiary June 23, 2004 1:05 PM	quote: Fine, but I have dibs on YOURS, you delicious pile of man meat. Agreed. Now bring me the colon of Abe Vigoda. 238571
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possums June 23, 2004 2:07 PM
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NooniePuuBunny June 23, 2004 8:22 PM	quote: Great, now I wanna stick things in Noonie's ass, too. Thanks! runs away
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biped June 24, 2004 5:53 AM	quote: quote: Great, now I wanna stick things in Noonie's ass, too. Thanks! runs away Shouldn't that be backs away?
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AtheistDiary June 24, 2004 8:40 AM	With a cork in her butt.
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Gabu June 24, 2004 8:25 PM	quote: quote: quote: Great, now I wanna stick things in Noonie's ass, too. Thanks! runs away Shouldn't that be backs away? She'd better watch out. Spankling might want revenge.
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TheNewSoup
June 24, 2004 9:21 PM

Alas, it was a fun contest, and I can tell you all just really loved it, but now it's over. As much fun as we've had, and as good as all the entries were, there can always be one winner. And that winner is biped for his strip: Andy Kaufman's Giant Head. Congratulations biped, you get the title of OFFICIAL JET COMIC CREATOR, and bragging rights to the rest of your stripcreator peers! You lucky duck!

The fate of Third Annual Jet Comic Competition is in your hands, and I can't wait to see what you do with it!

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xxausrottenxx June 24, 2004 9:23 PM	whoops, i didnt know this was a PV
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biped
June 25, 2004 9:33 AM

quote:
whoops, i didnt know this was a PV

I have two responses to that. Unfortunately, they are in "smarty-pants" mode and both end with "HA, HA, BURN!!!", so please bear with me.

[smarty-pants]

1. He said "Submit any comic you want. There are no rules at all." HA, HA, BURN!!!

2. I used paintbox instead of photoshop. HA, HA, BURN!!!

[/smarty-pants]

And now, back to "humble" mode.

[humble]

Thank you for generously selecting my crappy comic as the winner. I feel totally unworthy of this honor, since everyone else did such a fine job.

[/humble]

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AtheistDiary June 25, 2004 9:52 AM	YOU LIE! I DID A HORRIBLE JOB, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
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Gabu June 25, 2004 11:19 AM	I demand that everyone recognize that mine was clearly the worst and that AtheistDiary clearly ripped me off.
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AtheistDiary June 25, 2004 12:15 PM	You rat bastard! How dare you give away my secrets!?
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possums June 25, 2004 12:20 PM	Fellas, please. I think we can all agree that gabu and ad's cute little bottoms must be punctuated accordingly. I have no clue what I just said, but it involved anal sex.
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biped June 25, 2004 8:42 PM
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Gabu June 26, 2004 2:19 AM	My cute little bottom feels punctuated already.
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NooniePuuBunny June 26, 2004 9:13 PM	quote: My cute little bottom feels punctuated already. [insert random joke about strapon sex here]
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Gabu June 26, 2004 9:15 PM	[insert sarcastic remark about said joke here]
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NooniePuuBunny June 26, 2004 9:21 PM	[insert comic about setting Gabu on fire in response to sarcastic remark, followed by an encyclopedia-obscura image reference involving the jizz-pump sprite for no apparant reason]
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Gabu June 26, 2004 9:48 PM	[insert here]
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User #16352 June 26, 2004 11:50 PM	quote: [insert here] I know what to insert into that!
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User #16352 June 26, 2004 11:51 PM	My penis!
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Gabu June 27, 2004 12:48 AM	Maybe you should reconsider; that guy could probably crush your penis between his ass cheeks.
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NGrassi22 July 6, 2004 10:38 PM	Hooray! My foolish days as a noob live on!
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