Would he be the father, or the mother, of a new breed of human-alien hybrids? At that moment, Dave's thoughts were elsewhere.

While emulating the 1975 New England Patriots helmet logo, Travis Walton had two extremely vivid, painful flashbacks -- one involving the alien abduction; the other, rookie quarterback Steve Grogan.

"My old cellmate was right", thought Dave, "it's not the length that hurts, it's the width."