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boorite
June 24, 2004 8:50 AM

Whimsy? Give me a break. Sticking a Georgian entryway with Gothic filigree on a Brutalist blockhouse isn't some in-joke among architects. It's just bad taste. Don't make me laugh. Really, don't.

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MikeyG
June 24, 2004 9:07 AM

Wow. Contraversy abound.

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boorite
June 24, 2004 9:29 AM

Is that supposed to be English?

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MikeyG
June 24, 2004 9:53 AM

No, I was speaking retard so's youse could unnastand.

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ArtemisStrong
June 26, 2004 12:26 PM

All I can say is someone, anyone (Robert Venturi, I´m looking at YOU) please bring back structures that relate to human proportions.

Vast monolithic spaces fill me with the urge to defecate.

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UnknownEric
June 28, 2004 8:02 AM

Don't let the Bauhaus get you down...

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bunnerabb
July 14, 2004 7:59 PM

I also hated the Dessau Bauhaus school for years for all of the loathesome little concrete bunkers that they gave genesis to with their "new style" meanderings, but then I actually went back and looked into it, a bit. There was some beautiful stuff that came out of there. And a lot of dreck. Just like Epic Records. The fact that they should have been shot for trying to make anything over 12 storeys high is another matter

The problem wasn't this pack of mavericks sitting about in Dessau, Germany - trying to marry the age of the machine to the architectural environment that it was changing - it's the fault of cocksmoking, weenie-assed contractors and hack architects who figured out that you could knock up septic tank with a pole barn roof on top; so long as you put a few windows in it, hung some aluminum siding on it, and glued a few Georgian or Italianate finials to the porch.

That, and the poeple who bought it.

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boorite
July 15, 2004 5:57 AM

Oh, I think you're giving Postmodernists too much credit by associating them with mere brutalism and cheapness. Sure, your run-of-the-mill high-rise Postmodern condo is made of poster board and Elmer's glue, and slapped together by men whom you would literally shoot if you saw them near your daughter, but I am talking about the Big Important Projects you see in magazines. These architects know what they are doing, and they like confusing you. "OMG, that stairway was so disorienting, I threw up." That's what they call "whimsy." Architecture to them is a way of stabbing you in the eyes without using a knife, and then brutalizing whatever senses you have left. Oh God how I hate them.

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MikeyG
July 15, 2004 6:11 AM

I'm not exactly sure where the trend started of assaulting your eyes and your senses with architecture, but I don't get it. Is it supposed to shock you into some state of zen where your perception zeroes out and you can then appreciate the architecture's purpose?

Because it seems to be that a bunch of pansy, parental-funded, laissez-faire architects and a gaggle of hairy contractors "with feelings" are getting together, drinking concrete and sand, eating cases of Barnes & Noble art deco books, and taking a shit on some prime property.

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bunnerabb
July 15, 2004 10:25 AM

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a gaggle of hairy contractors "with feelings"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Good points, all around.

But God did give us Frank Lloyd Wright. He wanted you to walk from your garden to your living room without missing a beat.

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boorite
July 15, 2004 12:56 PM

THEN THEY COMPLAIN BECAUSE PEOPLE DON'T LIKE LIGHTS SHINING DIRECTLY IN THEIR EYES AS THEY DESCEND A STAIRCASE

OMFG THEY HAVE TO DIE

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MikeyG
July 18, 2004 8:34 AM

I don't like light shining in my eyes when I am trying to hide in the shadows, you know? It's just not possible to rape anyone in these newfangled buildings anymore.

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Rabid_Weasle
July 18, 2004 1:35 PM

Haven't you played Splinter Cell before? Just shoot the lights out with you pistol.

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NooniePuuBunny
July 18, 2004 9:09 PM

All your light fixture are belong to me.

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