I just talked to Death on the phone, and he said he was cool with it.

This thread is pointless. He's already dead.

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This thread is pointless. He's already dead.

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He'll do that himself.

Rabid, I love you more than life itself. So if life must be torn from me in order to blah blah blah etc.

Your place or mine?

I get the film rights.

boorite must be killed off in a fierce kung fu battle involving dozens of attackers, samurau swords, and incredible wire effects.

The only way to really kill someone from the inside out is with gratuitous anal rape.

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The only way to really kill someone from the inside out is with gratuitous anal rape.

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The only way to really kill someone from the inside out is with gratuitous anal rape.

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Yes, bunner. And there is a worse kind of anal rape yet. I mean the anal rape where you get billed, and the tip is already figured into the check. Oh, how I hate that kind.

I thought the worst kind of anal rape was the kind where you have to beg for it and then cry after you get it. Billed, with gratuity figured in, of course.

I took the begging and crying for granted. Sorry I didn't mention it.