Well, it's time to end the suspense and judge this sucka.
Since there's a distinct lack of entries for this contest, there will be an equally distinct lack of awards handed out. There's no Psychic Award because I didn't even think of a punchline when I made the template.
The Truth Award This would really happen
Goes to: umfumdisi
For the Comic: 239400
"Damn those SC members!"
Most Sexual
Goes to: maddog00
For the Comic: 240162
Mastubation humor may be a little cliched, but I laughed regardless.
Best Title
Goes to: biped
For the Comic: 239865
Very punny.
The Tobor AwardFor funniest Inside Joke
Goes to: kaufman
For the Comic: 239879
Are the Asian Girls considered an inside joke? Doesn't matter I suppose, it was good anyways.
Bronze Award of Neatoness
Goes to: AtheistDiary
For the Comic: 240259
Completely gross and sick, but anal wart humor is always funny.
Silver Award of Excellence
Goes to: Gabu
For the Comic: 239062
That guy better watch it, or he'll be sleepin' with the fishsticks.
Creativity Award
Goes to: smamurai
For the Comic: 239723
I really liked the premise of murdering someone for their game console. Nice.
Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)
Goes to: biped
For the Comic: 239865
Great title, good punchline, just goody-good-goodness all the way around.
Congrats, biped...#39 is all yours.
