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AtheistDiary
July 5, 2004 8:28 PM

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biped
July 5, 2004 9:28 PM

"I've waited long enough -- it's time to announce to the world that I'm still alive, and make my big comeback," thought Elvis.

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smamurai
July 8, 2004 9:49 AM

Mary like to sleep with one eye-open in case any boys tried to have their wicked way in the night.
It's worked so far, she has never been hit-on in her life. Apart from that one time, with the piano.

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Rabid_Weasle
July 8, 2004 5:24 PM

I'd hit that.

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NooniePuuBunny
July 8, 2004 9:32 PM

Spankling was right, Genetic Modification IS evil.

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Kr0n1c
July 8, 2004 9:38 PM

Ruth...ruth...baby...ruth

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shank
July 9, 2004 9:38 PM

quote:
I'd hit that.

with a stick of ignited dynamite

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Derangon
July 13, 2004 2:28 AM

Britney's got a baby?!

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
July 24, 2004 1:16 PM

"Though Denied a part in the Goonies, and resentful of her brothers successful "HEY YOOOO GUYS" catchphrase, Barbara always felt that a Hollywood Career was just around the corner"

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