Not realizing that it was bad luck to wear an umbrella hat indoors, Mr. Barton was only moments away from being devoured alive by a ravenous Bingo.

Dave felt that his new umbrella hat may distract people from noticing the dingo-like growth coming out of his belly.

Its raining dogs

When Old People Attack. in this episode, an old man strangles a dog for makeing fun of his new hat.

Jimmy is modelling the latest in Tinfoil Hat technology...

Well, at least he wasn't holding a nice, warm, hairy pussy.