Not many people know that the severe side effects of penis enlargment hormones include a thick covering of phallic barbs all over the surface as well as a scaly tough coating.

"Well, at least Mom was wrong about the hairy palms."

When Extreme Erick saw that everyone was getting their penis pierced, he knew he'd have to take it a step further.

That could be a pain in the ass

"Well, I got some good news and some bad news... the good news is you have a five foot cock... the bad news is no woman's ever going to want it inside her..."

Steve stared at it for the remainder of the four hours the viagra lasted. Sure, he had heard about the side effects, but he hadn't belived it until today.

Too bad he went blind.

Fetch me my steel gauntlets. I need a wank.

"I HAVE A BONER"

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"Well, I got some good news and some bad news... the good news is you have a five foot cock... the bad news is no woman's ever going to want it inside her..."

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"Fucking monkey's paw...always has to pull some kind of ironic shit."

Despite falling 10 storeys, landing on his ass and surviving, all Dave could think was "Holy shit, that was close!"