Forum archives » Comic Competitions » CC #251: Stripcreator Home Infotainment Television

biped
July 9, 2004 10:17 AM

This is my first CC, so I hope I don't break it or anything.

Here's my lame idea: Brad has just started his own TV station, and is depending on you to come up with ideas for new dramas, sitcoms, news shows, reality series, cooking shows, etc. Of course, you must use stripcreator characters and backgrounds because Brad is too cheap to build new sets or hire actual actors. However, if you wish, the stripcreator characters can pretend to be actual actors. For example, toothgnip could pretend to be Sean Penn, or Mr. Stinkybutt could pretend to be Hilary Duff, or vise versa. Just remember -- if a viewer turned his or her TV on to Stripcreator Home Infotainment Television, your comic would represent what they would see shortly before they hurled the nearest object (lamp, pet, baby) through the TV screen and then began furiously humping the walls like a deranged squirrel. Or, if you choose, you could depict what might go on behind the scenes at the network.

Now, here's the catch:

All comics must include the line "Why, you big, fat asshole." If you do a series it need appear only once. Extra points if you also include the line "You know me...I'll suck anything."

Series must consist of six strips or less. Multiple entries are also okay. No photoshop.

Judging will be next Saturday around noon.

PLEASE NOTE: As always, if there do not appear to be very many entries being submitted to this contest after a certain amount of time has elapsed, I will shoot this dog.

Please...save the poor dog.

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Kr0n1c
July 10, 2004 3:22 AM

Everytime I see your signature biped I check under my be for Richard Pryor.

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EvilZak
July 10, 2004 1:02 PM

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possums
July 11, 2004 12:54 PM

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qwertyuio
July 11, 2004 9:35 PM

241333

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newportlocal
July 12, 2004 9:48 AM

A little twist to Biped's rules

/comics/newportlocal/241372/

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newportlocal
July 12, 2004 9:57 AM

and another along the same lines.....

/comics/newportlocal/241375/

I'm so full of wit!

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mmyers
July 12, 2004 10:00 AM

241374

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newportlocal
July 12, 2004 10:25 AM

...and for the religious types.....I am going to hell for this one......

/comics/newportlocal/241377/

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possums
July 12, 2004 1:08 PM

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maddog00
July 13, 2004 8:12 AM

241501
241502
241503
241504
241506

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maddog00
July 13, 2004 8:12 AM

241507

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mmyers
July 13, 2004 9:48 AM

241508
241509
241511
241512
241513

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jes_lawson
July 17, 2004 2:31 PM

Wait, I want to save the dog, but you've gotta give us some more time! Please! Extend the deadline! I don't want the blood of Bonzo on my hands. For one thing it makes typing difficult...

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biped
July 17, 2004 3:58 PM

I was meaning to extend it anyway but I forgot, so thanks for reminding me. How about till next Wedsnesday?

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niteowl
July 18, 2004 2:21 PM

242103
242110
242113
242114

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smamurai
July 19, 2004 1:59 AM

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jes_lawson
July 19, 2004 3:32 AM

quote:
I was meaning to extend it anyway but I forgot, so thanks for reminding me. How about till next Wedsnesday?

Huzzah!

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possums
July 19, 2004 2:43 PM

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kaufman
July 20, 2004 6:16 AM

242359
242361

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UnknownEric
July 20, 2004 6:55 AM

I forgot the "big fat asshole," but it's not like I was going to win anyway...

242362

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kaufman
July 20, 2004 7:19 AM

Thanks to UnknowEric for pointing out the importance of the rules.

242366

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biped
July 21, 2004 6:29 PM

I'll post the winner tomorrow afternoon, so get those last-minute entries in if you want them to be part of the judging process. Otherwise, everyone is welcome to continue posting to this thread after the contest is over because I enjoy reading these stripcreator-TV-themed entries.

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possums
July 21, 2004 6:57 PM

/comics/possums/242584/

I like this one.

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maddog00
July 22, 2004 9:32 AM

242665

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possums
July 22, 2004 11:43 AM

/comics/possums/242729/

ALL CAPS. WORD TO YOUR MOTHER.

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biped
July 22, 2004 12:57 PM

Having to choose a winner out of such a great collection of comics is a painful experience, so I'm just going to get it over with.

Honorable mention: newportlocal for creative use of the rules and maddog00 for some great "Dog On Ball" usage.

Fifth place: niteowl for "SC Home Shopping Network" because it made me wish I could really buy some of the stuff in it.

Fourth place: kaufman for "Spelling Bee for the Tourette's-Afflicted" for funniest use of the "Why, you big, fat asshole" rule.

Third place: possums for "Kape Kaufman" because of a good screenplay and excellent guest stars.

Second place: mmyers for the utterly delightful "Bull and Matador." The theme song kept making me think of the "Salt and Snail" theme song.

First place: EvilZak for "I will gouge out your eyes and spinoff you" because the punchline literally made me laugh out loud. Congratulations!

/comics/EvilZak/241144/

Great comics, everybody!

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mmyers
July 23, 2004 9:15 AM

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Second place: mmyers for the utterly delightful "Bull and Matador." The theme song kept making me think of the "Salt and Snail" theme song.



"Salt and snail" gets stuck in my head at least once a week. Thanks for the nod and 2nd place honors.

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