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JESUSSANDWICH
July 13, 2004 1:16 AM

[12:51am] joins: bunnerabb (~Stripper@template-8FFE45CC.dialsprint.net) [4 users]
[12:51am] Nobodys here
[12:51am] except knkx
[12:51am] yeah
[12:51am] fuckers
[12:51am] right knkx?
[12:52am] So why do you want t to be Jesus?
[12:52am] I am JesusSandwich.
[12:52am] Just a couple a words i threw together when registering.
[12:53am] Ah... that's OKAY THEN!
[12:53am] * bunnerabb gives the thumbs up
[12:53am] you da man!
[12:53am] Fabulous!
[12:53am] ':)
[12:53am] * Jesus is awesome
[12:53am] Of course his is
[12:53am] sounds like a church poster.
[12:53am] *nod*
[12:55am] why is everybody all fucked up about Jesus these days?
[12:55am] I mean... Either yoiu think he actually existed, or you don't...
[12:55am] I dont know maybe 911/passion shit
[12:55am] and if you think he didn't...
[12:55am] what's the point?
[12:55am] maybe
[12:56am] The passion was bullshit propaganda
[12:56am] However... It's just a film
[12:56am] 'you know?
[12:56am] 'Another movie
[12:56am] meh
[12:56am] I mean.. buy it or don't...
[12:56am] 'liek th ematrix
[12:56am] * bunnerabb laughs
[12:56am] It brainwashed a bunch of dumb idiots.
[12:56am] How?
[12:56am] so did the matrix
[12:57am] that's pathetic
[12:57am] Into making peopel think it was a good movie
[12:57am] bah zing!
[12:57am] I can see The Passion Of The Christ maybe swaying some people, but the MAtrix?
[12:57am] 'that's sad
[12:57am] * bunnerabb laughs
[12:58am] At least Jesus has 2010 years of historical credentials....
[12:58am] the Matrix?
[12:58am] 'HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[12:58am] ':)
[12:58am] Supposed religious things in there.
[12:58am] I read some book in the library.
[12:58am] How stupid, sad and desperate do you have to be to belive in the Matrix as sonmething that should change your life?
[12:59am] ah
[12:59am] bbiam
[12:59am] * bunnerabb goes afk
[12:59am] I never did know what that meant.
[1:00am] away from keyboard
[1:00am] * bunnerabb returns
[1:00am] Oh
[1:01am] *nod*
[1:01am] I have been nominated for the position of resident paraiah on Stripcreator because I left about 9 months ago.... I didn't want the gig, though. :)
[1:03am] Thats an intresting sounding position.
[1:03am] What does it mean.
[1:03am] ?
[1:04am] `
[1:04am] quits: bunnerabb (~Stripper@template-8FFE45CC.dialsprint.net) (Quit: Leaving)
[1:04am] joins: bunnerabb (~Stripper@template-8FFE45CC.dialsprint.net) [4 users]
[1:05am] sorry
[1:05am] Welcome back
[1:06am] It means that I quit the website as comic writer and forum user several months ago and the trolls are desperately trying to blow me shit for coming back to make some comics because apparently, they have so little sebalance of a personal life that they waited months and months and months for me to make a post so that they could try baiting me again :)
[1:07am] People who have nothing to do or say waiting patiently for me to return, it would seem, to do and say it.
[1:07am] Sortih sad, all in all
[1:08am] Yeah that sucks.
[1:08am] meh
[1:08am] you weanna know the truth?
[1:08am] Sure.
[1:08am] 'It's of no importance at all... nothing...
[1:09am] It means fuck all
[1:09am] *sigh*
[1:09am] I can't even pretend to care about people sitting about in their mommy's cellars typing rude stuff to anybody they think can'trise above their lack of any sen\mbalance of a personality, anymore
[1:09am] Sad
[1:10am] cheap
[1:10am] etc...
[1:10am] Anyhoo....
[1:10am] Yeah thats a good attitude to have.
[1:10am] enough of that
[1:10am] I have bastard friends like that
[1:10am] It's not an "attitude", it;'s siply a fact of life
[1:10am] *sigh*
[1:10am] an attitude denotes some personal construct that one MUST belive in to feel good
[1:11am] This is tghe same thing, for me, that makes me scrape dog shit off of my shoe when I step in it
[1:11am] * bunnerabb laughs
[1:13am] Well what are you gonna do?
[1:13am] Seriously?
[1:14am] Whatever I fucking well bloody please
[1:14am] It's one of the perks of being my age with my skills.
[1:14am] : )
[1:14am] That is very wise.
[1:15am] We shall see what we shall see. : )
[1:16am] I should get some sleep
[1:16am] show rtomorrow at 1;00
[1:16am] tomorrow
[1:16am] Take care
[1:16am] * bunnerabb waves
[1:17am] Late
[1:17am] quits: bunnerabb (~Stripper@template-8FFE45CC.dialsprint.net) (Quit: Leaving)

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Gabu
July 13, 2004 1:39 AM

That was spiffilicious.

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jes_lawson
July 13, 2004 3:18 AM

Bunner has got more funny in his little finger than half, no, three quarters of the dolts on this site.

He should never have left and should have told the people who pissed him off so much as to make him leave in the first place where to stick it.

I want to say that this thread title says it all. No more needs to be said.

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boorite
July 13, 2004 4:47 AM

Bunnerabb emits an ultrasonic tone that frightens away insect pests.

Bunnerabb increases torque by up to 40%.

Bunnerabb is made of 100% hand-knotted Tibetan wool.

Bunnerabb disinfects as he deodorizes.

Bunnerabb is safe to use in water.

Bunnerabb has gone 1 million man-hours without an OSHA reportable.

Bunnerabb comes with a convenient leatherette tote case.

Bunnerabb is the choice of professionals and savvy do-it-yourselfers.

Bunnerabb costs less than the competition.

Bunnerabb has been featured in such hit films as Titanic and Gigli.

Bunnerabb sells his used underwear on Ebay.

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MikeyG
July 13, 2004 8:00 AM

Bunner was a shit for deleting his comics and leaving. Mostly because to me it means he let a few morons get to him. That's what it means to ME.

Yet he has more funny in the tip of an ass-hair than probably 95% of the people here have if they massed together in orgiastic proportions.

So fuck you all who made him leave, and a hearty fuck you to bunner for leaving.

Welcome back, bunner, whatever it means to you. Please stay this time and ignore the fucking trolls.

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Rabid_Weasle
July 13, 2004 12:26 PM

Weren't you one of the fucking trolls, Mikey?

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boorite
July 13, 2004 1:29 PM

Bunnerabb puts the "man" in "manufacture."

Bunnerabb backs the outfielders all the way to the wall.

Bunnerabb kills three with one blow.

Bunnerabb literally gets lemons and makes lemonade.

Bunnerabb projectile vomits.

Bunnerabb sleeps in your underpants, and you don't even know it.

Bunnerabb is all digital throughout the signal processing chain.

Bunnerabb was fashioned by hand.

Bunnerabb has baffled all the scientists.

Bunnerabb is soon to be a major motion picture.

STFU about Bunnerabb. You don't know him.

Bunnerabb will cornhole you.

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MikeyG
July 13, 2004 1:56 PM

quote:
Weren't you one of the fucking trolls, Mikey?

Um....no. Where the fuck did you get that from?

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boorite
July 13, 2004 2:00 PM

Bunnerabb WILL cornhole you.

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Inflatable_Man
July 13, 2004 2:26 PM

For someone who left forever, he seems to have a lot of trouble actually leaving forever. Honestly I don't care that much, but those fake self-congratulating interviews he keeps on giving himself are really gay.

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Rabid_Weasle
July 13, 2004 5:31 PM

Gay as in "not good", or gay as in what goes on in #SC Late Night.

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fuzzyman
July 14, 2004 3:16 AM

Bunner is my hero... sometimes.

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User #16352
July 14, 2004 5:10 AM

Bunner is a big sack of donkey after-birth and I wish he would leave forever again.

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boorite
July 14, 2004 5:17 AM

Boinky, what kind of deranged God would grant you the power of speech?

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User #16352
July 14, 2004 5:20 AM

That one.

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choadwarrior
July 14, 2004 5:23 PM

Bunner was on my favourites list before there were no comics to be favourites of mine.

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EvilZak
July 14, 2004 7:09 PM

quote:
Gay as in "not good", or gay as in what goes on in #SC Late Night.

There isn't a difference. You all suck at giving blowjobs.

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bunnerabb
July 14, 2004 7:28 PM

Horton_Hears_A sPOOkyThecat asks "Y'done any comics lately?"
You say "I quit the site for about 9 months, and I just made two new ones"
-> You say "The trolls are there, naturally, shooting their empty-headed mouths off at me, again, in the forums, but fuck 'em. I just wanna make comics"
->Horton_Hears_A sPOOkyThecat asks "Really?"
Horton_Hears_A sPOOkyThecat says "Trolls are bad."
You say "I took all of my old ones down"
->Horton_Hears_A sPOOkyThecat asks "Really?"
Horton_Hears_A sPOOkyThecat says "fuck"
Horton_Hears_A sPOOkyThecat asks "really?"
Horton_Hears_A sPOOkyThecat says "why"
You say "There's just the two I made this week"
->Horton_Hears_A sPOOkyThecat frowns
Horton_Hears_A sPOOkyThecat says "forever down?"
You say "I was tired of the idiots"
-> You say "I dunno..."
-> You say "I saved all of them, somewhere"
->Horton_Hears_A sPOOkyThecat says "Good"
Horton_Hears_A sPOOkyThecat says "You should send them to me"
You say "If I can find the CD/R, I might reload them"
->Horton_Hears_A sPOOkyThecat says "I really liked them"
You say "ok :)"
-> You say "Thanks :)"
->Horton_Hears_A sPOOkyThecat says "Uh-oh"
Horton_Hears_A sPOOkyThecat says "' Obscenity Filter is "ON""
Horton_Hears_A sPOOkyThecat says "It says in the corner"
You say "yeah"
-> You say "You can toggle that"
->Horton_Hears_A sPOOkyThecat laughs
You say ":)"
->Horton_Hears_A sPOOkyThecat says "They're in your kitchen"
Horton_Hears_A sPOOkyThecat laughs
You say "thanks :)"
-> You emote : Tandoor_Baked Bunnerabb bows
->-=> Dinsdale nails your head to the hard drive...
You say "I like that one, actually"
->Horton_Hears_A sPOOkyThecat says "Me too"
You say ":)"
->Horton_Hears_A sPOOkyThecat says "You should put your old ones back up"
Horton_Hears_A sPOOkyThecat says "I noticed they were gone"
Horton_Hears_A sPOOkyThecat says "But blamed my computer"
You say "I just get an idea, and then shape it into the panels and make the dialogue fit"
->Horton_Hears_A sPOOkyThecat says "I thought they timed out"
Horton_Hears_A sPOOkyThecat Or something
You say "ah"
-> You say "Nope"
-> You say "I deleted them"
-> You say "Tell ya what"
-> You say "I'll try and get most of them up by tomorrow night"
-> You say "Just knowing that I have one actual fan of my work is more than a good reason to put them up"
-> You say "thanks :)"
->Horton_Hears_A sPOOkyThecat nods
Horton_Hears_A sPOOkyThecat says "You have more than one fan, right..."
You say "I dunno..."
-> You say "Actually, I think I do"
->Horton_Hears_A sPOOkyThecat says "Some people listed you on their favorites page..."
You say "A lot of people have mentioned that they missed my comics"
->Horton_Hears_A sPOOkyThecat says "I mean..."
You say "yeah"
->Horton_Hears_A sPOOkyThecat says "It's way better than what we get in the newpaper."
Horton_Hears_A sPOOkyThecat grins
You say "dude..."
-> You say "thanks"
-> You say ":)"
-> You say "I was encouraged by this thread, when I started making comics, again"
-> You say "Aside from the assbags who trolled it, of course..."
-> You say "http://www.stripcreator.com/forums/showthread.php?postnum=145009"
->Horton_Hears_A sPOOkyThecat looks
Horton_Hears_A sPOOkyThecat says "I wish I had trolls"
You say "Nah"
-> You say "It's like having warts"
-> You say "they're useless, annoying, not your fault and you have to go through the trouble to make them go away"
->Horton_Hears_A sPOOkyThecat says "Why are they choosing you to troll? SPecifically?"
Horton_Hears_A sPOOkyThecat says "seems like a waste of time."
Horton_Hears_A sPOOkyThecat says "I mean... obviosuly"
Horton_Hears_A sPOOkyThecat says "I'm on a comic board..."
Horton_Hears_A sPOOkyThecat says "And I can kind of understand the guy who, y'know, spends sixteen hours a day complaining that "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" got bad towards the end"
Horton_Hears_A sPOOkyThecat says "Because he doesn't have any REAL relationships and is all involved with these fictional characters..."
You say "Because they're no-talent, loudmouthed, pussy-assed little bitches sitting in their mommy's basements, whose greatest epiphany to date has been
to figure out that you can type insults on the internet and not get your little pimple-covered ass slapped shitless."
-> You say "that, and I'm funnier than they are"
-> You say ":)"
->Horton_Hears_A sPOOkyThecat grins
Horton_Hears_A sPOOkyThecat says "Seems stupid"
Horton_Hears_A sPOOkyThecat says "I don't understand it"
Horton_Hears_A sPOOkyThecat says "It can't be some kind of weird misplaced sexual energy thing like the Buffy people."
You exclaim "Yeah, well maybe you should get your head out of your ass and get out of the ghetto and learn some things, dickhead! OMG! I am so the
winner!"
-> You say "It's...like that"
->Horton_Hears_A sPOOkyThecat says "HUH..."
Horton_Hears_A sPOOkyThecat says "I don't get it"
Horton_Hears_A sPOOkyThecat frowns
You say "they simply have no other sense of accomplishment in their ugly, little unimportant lives other than to insult people from a safe distance to see if it angers them. Naturally, in a virtual environment where they can't get the snot slapped out of them"
-> You say "Like they do IRL."
-> You say "Seriously"
-> You say "they're ugly mindless little nobodies with a sense of powerlessness that would embarrass a quadraplegic"
->Horton_Hears_A sPOOkyThecat says "Oh"
Horton_Hears_A sPOOkyThecat says "That makes sense"
Horton_Hears_A sPOOkyThecat nods
You say "So they sit about on forum boards and type things to people to insult them and then laugh if they get angry at them, because, you see... they can't just reach over and slap their annoying, little asses and say "Mind your manners, kid."
-> You say "They think that this is like... tantamount to being a rock star"
-> You emote : Tandoor_Baked Bunnerabb rolls on the floor laughing
-> You say "Sad...."
-> You say "Sad"
-> You say "Sad
->Horton_Hears_A sPOOkyThecat says "Yeah"
->Horton_Hears_A sPOOkyThecat says "Crap."

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jes_lawson
July 15, 2004 3:41 AM

quote:
Boinky, what kind of deranged God would grant you the power of speech?

Cromatorgor, god of the stained concrete patch where the dumpster outside the Chinese take-away used to be.

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boorite
July 15, 2004 5:47 AM

quote:
quote:
Boinky, what kind of deranged God would grant you the power of speech?

Cromatorgor, god of the stained concrete patch where the dumpster outside the Chinese take-away used to be.

I knew I shouldn't have angered that one.

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pita
July 28, 2004 6:30 AM

quote:
Bunnerabb sells his used underwear on Ebay.

I'd bet my bottom dollar he doesn't.

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ivytheplant
July 28, 2004 6:36 AM

Bunnerabb is a dessert topping AND a floor wax.

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ivytheplant
July 28, 2004 6:37 AM

Actually, I don't know who the hell Bunnerabb is.

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MikeyG
July 28, 2004 7:33 AM

Bunnerrabb is to pop culture as....

a) a stick in the hand is to a dead dog
b) an enema is to Dick Cheney
c) a gay, Jewish black man in a wheelchair is to a KKK rally
d) a couple of Rufies is to a prudish college girl

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bunnerabb
July 28, 2004 11:58 AM

*ah HYUCK* Aw, shucks... You guys! *ah HYUCK*

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boorite
July 29, 2004 5:40 AM

Bunnerabb obviates the need for further gunfire.

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EvilZak
July 29, 2004 12:46 PM

That's not bunnerabb. That's Captain Obviate.

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pita
July 29, 2004 3:26 PM

Bunnerabb is the eighth wonder of the world.

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User #16352
July 29, 2004 11:23 PM

quote:
Bunnerabb is the eighth blunder of the world.

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