...Wrong way to spread-eagle, lady.

When Frisky was lost, Granny helped out by nailing up dozens of "missing dog" signs with her feet. And then, of course, we took her out in the woods behind the house and shot her in the back of the head, execution-style.

Believe it or not, there is a market for geriatric exotic dancers.

I have hit that actually.

Ever the consummate performer, Keith Richards loves to play air guitar with his right leg even when his real guitar is unavailable.

Boinky's had all 3 inputs from her. She even used her feet to manipulate his schmengie.