16 people with a simple dream - to prove themselves.

That's the crappy, just-made-up tagline, and it'll stick, dammit!

The draw has been randomly made, and all 16 people have been given their number of entry. 13 of those will have it PMed to them, for them to save for a later date, meanwhile, 3 of them will enter now, from the start of what can they only hope will be a successful triumph.

So let's see who drew Entry #1: [cue some crappy music]

qwertyuio

"Oh geez! The Q-Man's got Number 1! A mammoth task ahead for them! etc. etc."

And now, Entry #2:

jes_lawson

"I can't believe it! That girl! Number 2! Teehee 'Number 2'. No wonder SHE got it, the shit."

And finally, before we allow things to get underway, Entry #3:

xxausrottenxx

"Oh my god! 3 entries, and two of them will have to further! But who?!"

Yes, this seems awesome, I'll take a while to organise the rules. Then I'll post it all for the first match-up, and hopefully clear up any confusion. And the PMs are on the way to y'all about YOUR entry number.

First Round

qwertyuio vs. Jes_Lawson vs. xxausrottenxx

The Rules:

1. Use at least one of the kaddar bird or birdcage elements. - from Kaufman
2. Use the word "display" somewhere in the comic. - from Bazilla

3. Entries must be entered within 48 hours to avoid disqualification. Or a very good reason must be presented.
4. Once all entries are in, the three competitors will vote for the WORST entry, they don't need to be prompted by me to begin voting.
5. Votes must be in the form of a Private Message to Bazilla - to limit tactical voting.
6. Person with most votes, leaves. In the case of tied votes, all remain.
7. No Crying.

Now get going, cunts!

/comics/qwertyuio/243403/

bird...display, i think i got it

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/comics/jes_lawson/243620/

So is this like a comic cup only Bazilla didn't have to win anything first?

Yep.

*smacks dcomposed and possums with a chair*

qwertyuio cowers for a while, before leaping into a giant ball of fury, and by "fury" I mean "wuss juice". Try as qwertyuio might, throwing arms around like a helicopter appears like a poor attack and Jes_Lawson defends easily before returning the attack. xxausrottenxx sees how much fun this all appears and thusly throws qwertyuio out of the Foil Fumble.

The Number 1 Entry is out! But now, who will replace him as Entry #4?

stripmaker

"Ah crap."

Second Round

Jes_Lawson vs. xxausrottenxx vs. stripmaker

The Rules

1. There has to be a reference to the show "California Dreams." - from qwertyuio
2. Use the word "mouse" somewhere in the comic. - from Bazilla

3. Entries must be entered within 48 hours to avoid disqualification. Or a very good reason must be presented.
4. Once all entries are in, the three competitors will vote for the WORST entry, they don't need to be prompted by me to begin voting.
5. Votes must be in the form of a Private Message to Bazilla - to limit tactical voting.
6. Person with most votes, leaves. In the case of tied votes, all remain.
7. No Crying.

Now get going, cunts!

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The Number 1 Entry is out! But now, who will replace him as Entry #4?

stripmaker

"Ah crap."

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Come on guys, don't let xxausrottenxx win so easily.

/comics/jes_lawson/244215/

Oh dear, what a shame Stripmaker appears to shy to enter, looks like everyone will have to pummel him.

...that was fun. Let's see what Number 5's got for us...

"INPUT INPUT! project_spam"

Round Three

jes_lawson vs. xxausrottenxx vs. project_spam

The Rules

1. Cannot use any four letter words in the comic. from maddog00
2. Use the word "mobile" somewhere in the comic.

3. Entries must be entered within 62 hours to avoid disqualification. Or a very good reason must be presented.
4. Once all entries are in, the three competitors will vote for the WORST entry, they don't need to be prompted by me to begin voting.
5. Votes must be in the form of a Private Message to Bazilla - to limit tactical voting.
6. Person with most votes, leaves. In the case of tied votes, all remain.
7. No Crying.

I'm even giving you an extra 24 hours to allow me to secretly disappear and return while no-one notices.

Now get going, cunts!

I bet someone $3 that Stripmaker doesn't show up.

think about it..

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/comics/jes_lawson/244949/

xxausrottenxx and project_spam whale on each other right on the ropes. They go at it like too eager dogs, eager for VICTORY! Jes just sits there, watching, looking at the two of them. Jes decides it's about high-time that he gets the jump on one of them. He takes the tired-worn out guy and wallops xxausrottenxx out of the ring. He's lost for words other than "Rotten" with the crowds reply of "Yes, that's your name." Jes and Spamface glare at each other with death. But the buzzer tings, sexually. And in enters Number 6...

boinky33

"It's the oldest newbie in the history of StripCreator, I can't believe it, or, I can, but I just don't want to!"

Round Four

The Rules

1. Every character in all the panels has to be different. - from xxausrottenxx
2. Use the word "seriously" somewhere in the comic. - from Bazilla

3. Entries must be entered within 62 hours to avoid disqualification. Or a very good reason must be presented.
4. Once all entries are in, the three competitors will vote for the WORST entry, they don't need to be prompted by me to begin voting.
5. Votes must be in the form of a Private Message to Bazilla - to limit tactical voting.
6. Person with most votes, leaves. In the case of tied votes, all remain.
7. No Crying.

I've increased the limit to 62 hours forever, because it appears you all have a tendancy to suck.

Now get going, cunts!

/comics/jes_lawson/245181/

i think im not mentioned but i signed up and banzilla told me to do it.

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Oh dear, what a shame Stripmaker appears to shy to enter, looks like everyone will have to pummel him.

...that was fun. Let's see what Number 5's got for us...

"INPUT INPUT! project_spam"

Round Three

jes_lawson vs. xxausrottenxx vs. project_spam

The Rules

1. Cannot use any four letter words in the comic. from maddog00
2. Use the word "mobile" somewhere in the comic.

3. Entries must be entered within 62 hours to avoid disqualification. Or a very good reason must be presented.
4. Once all entries are in, the three competitors will vote for the WORST entry, they don't need to be prompted by me to begin voting.
5. Votes must be in the form of a Private Message to Bazilla - to limit tactical voting.
6. Person with most votes, leaves. In the case of tied votes, all remain.
7. No Crying.

I'm even giving you an extra 24 hours to allow me to secretly disappear and return while no-one notices.

Now get going, cunts!

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You sure weren't.

i hate the fact that i lost, but im not gonna be so mean to bazilla

stripmaker, had you been more sensible, i.e. had you actually posted a comic that was following the rules rather than some shit you made months ago, explicitly copying a flash film then I might have reconcidered and given you a second chance. But, alas, I have no choice but to disqualify you from the whole tournament as you broke rule number Se7en:

7. No Crying.

I hereby declare you smashed in the face with a chair.

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I am sorry, but I am unable do this because I will not be around due to personal matters.

boinky33 refuses to enter, scared of the magnificent powers of Jes and Spam, but one man who isn't scared is hopefully Entry #7...

MikeyG

"It's the comic-bandit of all time!"

Round Five

The Rules

1. Must contain one palindrome for each panel. - from boinky33
2. Must use the word "register" somewhere in the comic.

3. Entries must be entered within 62 hours to avoid disqualification. Or a very good reason must be presented.
4. Once all entries are in, the three competitors will vote for the WORST entry, they don't need to be prompted by me to begin voting.
5. Votes must be in the form of a Private Message to Bazilla - to limit tactical voting.
6. Person with most votes, leaves. In the case of tied votes, all remain.
7. No Crying.

C'mon men, you only have 11 people to beat now, that's less than 15 people, so...

GET GOING, CUNTS!

/comics/jes_lawson/246021/

/comics/MikeyG/246094/

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Both jes and spam seem unbothered by Mikey, and continue to pummel each other erotically. Mikey seems completely unbothered by spam's breaking the rules by using a chair on Jes. Mikey stands there kicking himself in the groin, refusing to help Jes or spam eliminate t'other. The clock counts down, and we're about to see Entry Number 8...

"Wait a minute, the lights have clichéable gone out. It's pitch black, I can't see a thing! What's going on!? Oh my god! The light's are back on! And JESUSSANDWICH is in the ring and ready to go!

... wait a minute? Where's Jes gone? He's just disappeared? I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON!!!!"

Round Six

1. The Olympics are about to start, so give your comic some kind of athletic feel. - from Bazilla
2. Use the word "toilet" somewhere in the comic. - from Bazilla

3. Entries must be entered within 62 hours to avoid disqualification. Or a very good reason must be presented.
4. Once all entries are in, the three competitors will vote for the WORST entry, they don't need to be prompted by me to begin voting.
5. Votes must be in the form of a Private Message to Bazilla - to limit tactical voting.
6. Person with most votes, leaves. In the case of tied votes, all remain.
7. No Crying.

Now while you duel it out, I'm going to make myself a taco so...

GET GOING, CUNTS!

/comics/JESUSSANDWICH/246494/

/comics/MikeyG/247122/

Holy fawk it's been 5 days.

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Wow. What a bad comic this one is.

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Holy fawk it's been 5 days.

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If I lose my match, can I be a color commentator?

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If I lose my match, can I be a color commentator?

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project_spam and JESUSSANDWICH jump up and down in confusion while gently caressing each other's face with their fists. MikeyG meanwhile prances about attempting to recite Shakespearean poetry. And I must say, this is all rather dull to watch.

Anyway, Entry Number 9 of 16 is about to enter and hopefully add something to this competition...

possums

...or maybe not. Possums comes running in, and is now circling the ring without entering, he's going under the ring, what's he after? And Jes_Lawson is being pulled out from under the ring by his hair and is thrown back in. And now we have 5 people all there.

Round Seven

1. The comic must involve, in some way, the loss of a family member or a pet. - from Bazilla
2. Use the number "37" somewhere in the comic. - from Bazilla

3. Entries must be entered within 62 hours to avoid disqualification. Or a very good reason must be presented.
4. Once all entries are in, the five competitors will vote for the WORST entry, they don't need to be prompted by me to begin voting.
5. Votes must be in the form of a Private Message to Bazilla - to limit tactical voting.
6. Person with most votes, leaves. In the case of tied votes, all remain.
7. No Crying.

Now, seeing how you seem to suck when it comes to entering, I'll be PMing all your fat asses to prompt you to enter. If for some reason that you wish to be away for some time, then fucking tell me rather than leave me waiting.

Also, rules need not be enforced by me, if you feel someone hasn't followed the rules then feel free to vote for them on that basis.

NOW GET GOING, CUNTS!

/comics/possums/247613/

/comics/MikeyG/247596/

/comics/jes_lawson/247702/

/comics/JESUSSANDWICH/247800/

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I think it's been 62 hours now.

Uh oh, I think possums' calling someone out. You gonna let him do that?

Hey, man. This is the SCWF. I can do whatever I want. And I can be Cuban, mang.

Actually, I just want everyone to vote, or fore Bazilla to do his thing already.

Sorry for the delay possums, I've been busy masturbating for the previous many hours. Now shut up.

Jes_Lawson starts getting the jump on JESUSSANDWICH, but feels left out and rejected when no-one else joins in. Heck, jesussandwich isn't even there, he's busy knocking the pulp out of project_spam along with possums and Mikey_G. project_spam tries ripping the eyes out of possums, but spam's ALREADY OUT, so he's a fucking loser, and the 5th person to exit the competition! And well, the time has come for Number 10 to enter and it's....

biped!

The only competitor here to believe that thinks two legs is enough to win, but he's got his work cut out for him. But one look at Jes_Lawson, who's been here from the start suggests that he's not tired yet, despite all the fresh faces.

Round Eight

1. hmm.. maybe a comic based on a hapless addiction to videogames? - from project_spam
2. Use either the word "dialogue" or "unicycle" in your comic. Do NOT use both. - from Bazilla

3. Entries must be entered within 62 hours to avoid disqualification. Or a very good reason must be presented.
4. Once all entries are in, the five competitors will vote for the WORST entry, they don't need to be prompted by me to begin voting.
5. Votes must be in the form of a Private Message to Bazilla - to limit tactical voting.
6. Person with most votes, leaves. In the case of tied votes, all remain.
7. No Crying.

Yes, spam left use a wonderfully influential rule, and you know what that means...

IT MEANS GET GOING, CUNTS!

/comics/JESUSSANDWICH/248390/