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MaKK_BeNN July 25, 2004 11:04 AM	Apparently, this is all you get win you win the Tour de France: A stuffed lion and..what is that, brocolli? What did he do, win the ring toss twice at the county fair? About the French, why is everyone in America suddenly so shocked to discover that the French are rude to Americans? I thought that was so much common knowledge it was cliche. Also they fucking smell.
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EvilZak July 25, 2004 11:58 AM	I bet if you firgure out the secret code word, the stuffed lion turns into Mecha-Godsimba and mauls the hell out of everything.
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AtheistDiary July 25, 2004 12:52 PM	The secret word rhymes with 'blipshit'
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JESUSSANDWICH July 25, 2004 4:23 PM	Is it "dipshit"
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Kr0n1c July 25, 2004 4:41 PM	quote: Is it "dipshit" quote: AAAWWWW!!! MY EYE!! HE MAULED ME EYE!! WHYYYY DID YOU SAY IT??!!!
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areallystupidguy
July 25, 2004 4:45 PM

I think Lance Armstrong is either a robot, or Sheryl Crow is and she's giving him ungodly electrical boosts with her robo-powers. How else could he win six in a row?

Of course, while Sheryl Crow is helping him out now, she's just wearing down his defenses so she can assassinate him later. We've seen this multiple times before, one of the most notable examples is Courtney Love and our buddy Kurt. Damn those girl robots, damn them.

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possums July 25, 2004 4:46 PM	quote: The secret word rhymes with 'blipshit' Is it 'MaKK is an incredibly annoying and hairy twat?'
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EvilZak July 25, 2004 4:49 PM	quote: quote: The secret word rhymes with 'blipshit' Is it 'MaKK is an incredibly annoying and hairy twat?' Of course not, silly. MaKK got a bikini wax.
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jes_lawson July 26, 2004 6:25 AM	quote: I think Lance Armstrong is either a robot, or Sheryl Crow is and she's giving him ungodly electrical boosts with her robo-powers. How else could he win six in a row? Unexpected side effects from the chemotherapy?
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boorite July 26, 2004 6:46 AM	quote: Apparently, this is all you get win you win the Tour de France: A stuffed lion and..what is that, brocolli? What did he do, win the ring toss twice at the county fair? At the county fair, you have to pay 5x the value of the stuffed lion in order to win it. All Lance had to do was ride a bike really fast up and down the Alps. He didn't pay a cent! THE FRENCH! HAHA, SUCKERS!
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crabby July 26, 2004 10:08 PM	I could win a million and one Tour De Frances in a row if I was blood doping too. BLOOD DOPING!!!!!!!!!!!
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possums July 26, 2004 10:39 PM	quote: Of course, while Sheryl Crow is helping him out now, she's just wearing down his defenses so she can assassinate him later. We've seen this multiple times before, one of the most notable examples is Courtney Love and our buddy Kurt. Damn those girl robots, damn them. Oh please. If she wanted to get him, she could have done it long ago and blamed it on his nut cancer.
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fuzzyman July 27, 2004 3:39 AM	I think Lance has an unfair advantage in that the lack of testicles makes him more aerodynamic. Or at least more comfortable on that tiny seat.
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boorite July 27, 2004 5:45 AM	Actually, a lack of testicles would give most of us an advantage in life.
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boorite July 27, 2004 9:22 AM	I am picturing my thighs scissoring back and forth relentlessly, day in, day out, as I perch my calloused butt on a seat the shape and texture of a harpoon point. My God, whose testicles wouldn't develop cancer in protest?
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Rabid_Weasle July 27, 2004 1:58 PM	Keep going... I don't wanna lose this mental image.
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boorite July 27, 2004 2:53 PM	My ropy thighs, strong enough to crack pecans between my knees, squeezed tightly around a carbon composite bike frame, so tightly that the frame flexes visibly, as I bunny down on those cranks, pumping them harder and harder as I climb uphill... damn, no wonder I got testicle cancer.
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choadwarrior July 27, 2004 5:31 PM	There are actually pics of me online doing a 50-mile ride in Mexico earlier this year...lord knows I ain't letting any of you near it.
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Rabid_Weasle July 27, 2004 5:31 PM	.... .... .... Ok, I'm finished.
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kaufman July 27, 2004 8:51 PM	quote: I think Lance has an unfair advantage in that the lack of testicles makes him more aerodynamic. Or at least more comfortable on that tiny seat. Yeah, but without those little puppies, you'll have the urge to stop every 200 meters and ask for directions.
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pita July 28, 2004 5:12 AM	Cruel, Kaufman...pretty funny, tho. Seriously, I always thought it was an old-wives tale or something, but there was a little old lady years ago who read my kid the riot act for hurting my breast somehow (by accident). She told him "you don't want your mother to get breast cancer, do you?" That always stuck in my mind and made me wonder if injuries to those delicate areas could cause problems.
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pita July 28, 2004 5:17 AM	The lion is for courage, and the broccoli is for strength. Doesn't anyone else get that? Why do you hate the French so much? I don't stink (most of the time). sniff
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boorite July 28, 2004 5:33 AM	quote: There are actually pics of me online doing a 50-mile ride in Mexico earlier this year...lord knows I ain't letting any of you near it. choadwarrior's ropy thighs scissoring back and forth, pumping harder and harder, glistening sweat pouring off his Spandex bike togs...
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Rabid_Weasle July 28, 2004 11:33 AM	boorite, the king of erotica!
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ElTigreMask2K July 28, 2004 11:43 AM	I just masturbated to that bit of erotica right in the middle of my pastry class.
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areallystupidguy July 28, 2004 1:07 PM	quote: I just masturbated to that bit of erotica right in the middle of my pastry class. Was the pastry involved?
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boorite July 28, 2004 2:15 PM	quote: I just masturbated to that bit of erotica right in the middle of my pastry OMG! Bavarian creme.
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kaufman July 28, 2004 5:52 PM	quote: I just masturbated to that bit of erotica right in the middle of my pastry class. Pardon the post to the wrong thread, but ... BREAKING AWAY + AMERICAN PIE = ELTIGREMASK2K
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boorite July 29, 2004 5:39 AM	Kaufman, no one but you, me, and possibly Bunner saw Breaking Away in first run. Wait, maybe Pita did too. ..... develops Parkinson's
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boorite July 29, 2004 5:47 AM	But really, my one serious bicycling friend has testicle problems. His wife discusses this freely at dinner parties.
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Rabid_Weasle July 29, 2004 2:16 PM	"You see this meatball here! This one exactly like you're all eating! My husband's testicles look EXACTLY like this, only they secrete a strange yellow fluid from them!"
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choadwarrior July 29, 2004 6:10 PM	quote: Kaufman, no one but you, me, and possibly Bunner saw Breaking Away in first run. Wait, maybe Pita did too. I didn't see it in the theaters, but I know I saw it in its first run on HBO (or ON-TV) around 1980.
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niteowl July 29, 2004 6:31 PM	I remember seeing Breaking Away when we first got HBO in 1982. I also remember seeing Caveman with Ringo Starr about 5 zillion times in the first 3 months we had it.
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Rabid_Weasle July 29, 2004 7:27 PM	I remember seeing Ringo Starr in Shining Time Station as Mr.Conductor... and then he was replaced by George Carlin.
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boorite July 30, 2004 5:41 AM	That's like replacing Ringo Starr with George Carlin.
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Rabid_Weasle July 30, 2004 5:14 PM	Yes! Exactly like that!
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areallystupidguy July 30, 2004 6:30 PM	quote: I remember seeing Ringo Starr in Shining Time Station as Mr.Conductor... and then he was replaced by George Carlin. Thomas the Tank Engine is so mind-numbingly rad.
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pita July 31, 2004 3:42 AM	I did my kid's room in Thomas The Tank Engine stuff, he was so into trains. Ah... the good old days. Niteowl, how old are you?
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niteowl July 31, 2004 6:33 AM	quote: Niteowl, how old are you? I'm 36.
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psycoma
August 3, 2004 7:23 AM

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I remember seeing Breaking Away when we first got HBO in 1982. I also remember seeing Caveman with Ringo Starr about 5 zillion times in the first 3 months we had it.

We actually went and saw Caveman at the drive-in if you can believe it lol. It was playing with one of the Star Trek movies but I don't remember which one. I remember seeing Poltergeist over and over again on cable lol. The first time that we saw it, we were supposed to go out for steak afterwards. My stepdad watched the scene where the steak crawls across the counter and then sort of explodes slowly and decided to stay home lol.

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AtheistDiary August 5, 2004 3:09 PM	"This house is clean ... but the steak is FUCKIN' TOAST!"
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