Depressed over the money lossed thru bad business practice Suge turned to the only two things that truly made him happy.

At long last, Vanilla Ice completed his head-transplant correspondence course and was able to carry out his chilling revenge.

I always knew Mr. T was a big ol' fag.

Mr.T has got some hot tits.

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Suge agonised for hours, torn between the 1,200 calorie bliss of the hormone chocked "Booty Burgers" that he loved so dearly, and the rather undesirable effect that they had produced on his 'man boobies'.