I know it's too much to ask...but come on. We've been waiting forever.

Dick Clark can't die. He's a robot sent from the future to KILL US ALL!!

Unfortunately, he got a bit distracted by fame and fortune.

It would certainly save me the trouble of killing him myself.

Dick Clark is like only one other creature on this planet. The roach. Why? Because after the nuclear holocaust that blows us all to shit, it'll be Dick Clark, the Roach King, leading an army of unstoppable roaches to easily conquer the blasted Earth.

I like Dick Clark's jaunty manner. It appeals to the "teens."

I like that laugh that he does after he watches a blooper. Kind of a "HEH-hah HECK-HYECK!"

Yes, that's very creepy. I got partway through this trade paperback study of laughter, and it denoted the cross-cultural rules of laughing: It goes "ha ha ha" or "hee hee hee" or "ho ho ho" or whatever. NEVER "ha hee ha hee" or "ho ha ho ha." If you laugh like Dick Clark around a campfire in Papua New Guinea, they'll either back away from you or stick your head in the fire, whichever seems easier.

Dick Clark will continue to host live television from the grave. It'll be really boring live television, but it'll be Dick Clark.

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Dick Clark will continue to host live television from the grave. It'll be really boring live television, but it'll be Dick Clark.

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Foolish, foolish people...

Dick Clark is already dead.

Once a year, he and Keith Richards get together in Pago Pago, scarifice a small goat, read a brief incantation and Bob's your uncle.

All set until the next atumnal equinox.

sacrifice

Shit.

You know, a lot of the OTHER php driven forum boards on the internet have EDIT functions.

*cough*

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

And I mis-spelled "autumnal", too, yeah....

*sigh*

Thank you for that outburst. I found it slightly enjoyable.

No charge.

"No! Don't kill me!"

Oh wait, that's with an E.

Last time I saw him though, it did look like the reaper might be finally drawing a bead on his rapidly sagging carcass. He should probably start bathing in the blood of baptised virgins again.