"Don't make me quack you upside the head!"
Haha -- quack, heh heh hee.

[crickets chirping]

Goodnight folks! Try the veal!

Desperately reaching for new characters to exploit, Disney invented Donald Duck's long lost cousin from the Marines, Sgt. Shithead.

"Gawd dammit, I said LET ME SUCK YOUR DICK!!!"

A grossly-overweight Donald Duck makes a pathetic comeback attempt in the universally-panned cartoon short, "Donald Goes Berserk In A Bus Station", shortly before his death by heart attack.