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Zaster
August 29, 2004 3:05 PM

You hate America.

Your IP address has been reported to the Office of Homeland Security.

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Rabid_Weasle
August 29, 2004 3:53 PM

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niteowl
August 29, 2004 6:47 PM

Anyone got some K-Y they can spare? I'll need it for my vacation to Guantanamo Bay.

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DrPedantic
August 29, 2004 7:10 PM

quote:
You hate America.
You need a refresher course in logic. That said nothing about what non-America haters should or should not do. Just like "Call a doctor if your erection persists more than four hours" doesn't mean that everyone who calls a doctor is priapistic.

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possums
August 29, 2004 7:21 PM

I thought you were only a legend! It's an honor, Mr. Pedantic!

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Zaster
August 29, 2004 8:36 PM

The following are people who hate America:

Rabid_Weasle
niteowl
"DrPedantic"
possums

It is believed that some or all of these names may be aliases.
Complete dossiers are being compiled.

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possums
August 29, 2004 9:18 PM

You read this thread too, Zaster.

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dcomposed
August 29, 2004 9:35 PM

Represent.

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biped
August 29, 2004 10:33 PM

quote:
You hate America.

Your IP address has been reported to the Office of Homeland Security.



You have a giant butt.

Your IP address has been reported to the Office of Homeland Giant Butts.

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Rabid_Weasle
August 29, 2004 11:21 PM

The current Minister of Giant Butts.

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Zaster
August 30, 2004 3:13 AM

quote:
You have a giant butt.

Your IP address has been reported to the Office of Homeland Giant Butts.


This appears to be a fragment of some sort of Anti-American code. Complete analysis is pending.

dcomposed and biped hate America.

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andydougan
August 30, 2004 8:08 AM

I like America! Especially that bit about the guy's bow tie actually being a camera. That kills me.

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andydougan
August 30, 2004 8:09 AM

But seriously, death to Amerikkka! Allahu Akbar, homes!

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UnknownEric
August 30, 2004 9:42 AM

I was gonna post about how I hate "A Horse With No Name" (I mean, what kind of lyric is "the heat was hot?"), but Rabid beat me to the obvious joke.

Bastard.

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boorite
August 30, 2004 9:49 AM

The USA is my favorite country I was ever born in.

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UnknownEric
August 30, 2004 11:27 AM

quote:

The current Minister of Giant Butts.


And Secretary of Titties on Glass.

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Zaster
August 30, 2004 11:53 AM

During his employment as a librarian, it is possible that Boorite may have come into contact with books. This establishes his connection to the intellectual elite, and makes it imperative that he be carefully monitored. He may have untold access to technical information regarding our infrastructure and way of life.

As a resident of the British Isles, Andy Dougan may have access to anthrax, hoof-and-mouth, "mad cow" prions and any number of other infectious agents. His threats against the U.S. are to be treated with the utmost seriousness.

Unknown Eric has been observed communicating with Rabid_Weasle via some sort of code disguised as innocuous banter. Steganographic analysis of a grainy photo exchanged between the two is under way.

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Rabid_Weasle
August 30, 2004 2:23 PM

quote:
I was gonna post about how I hate "A Horse With No Name" (I mean, what kind of lyric is "the heat was hot?"), but Rabid beat me to the obvious joke.

Bastard.


And I actually made that comic like three days before this topic was made.

COINCIDENCE?!

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niteowl
August 30, 2004 3:38 PM

quote:
The following are people who hate America:

Rabid_Weasle
niteowl
"DrPedantic"
possums

It is believed that some or all of these names may be aliases.
Complete dossiers are being compiled.


It's not an alias, that's my real name. I can often be found sitting in a tree, waiting take a giant dump on unsuspecting employees of the Dept. of Homeland Security who walk by.

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Rabid_Weasle
August 30, 2004 4:15 PM

That and you're a nocturnal bird of prey of the order Strigiformes, having hooked and feathered talons, large heads with a short hooked beak, large eyes set forward, and fluffy plumage that allows for almost noiseless flight.

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MikeyG
August 31, 2004 9:53 AM

I hate America because it's fat and smelly. And it farts a lot, which isn't funny when the farts can gag a skunk.

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Rabid_Weasle
August 31, 2004 5:29 PM

It also borrows money without paying you back.

And never offers you the last slice of pizza.

And never wipes its feet before coming in.

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User #16352
August 31, 2004 11:31 PM

quote:
I hate America because it's fat and smelly. And it farts a lot, which isn't funny when the farts can gag a skunk.
But you still like me, right?

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MikeyG
September 1, 2004 6:34 AM

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But you still like me, right?

I'll always love my sexy fat Canadian brothers from Napanee. Word life!

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