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Rabid_WeasleSeptember 29, 2004 8:09 PM
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NooniePuuBunnySeptember 29, 2004 9:05 PM
kaufmanSeptember 29, 2004 9:12 PM
The Empress' lesser-known sister, Catherine the Glorp.
EnderandrewOctober 4, 2004 8:05 PM
quote:The Empress' lesser-known sister, Catherine the Glorp. I just can't top that.
quote:The Empress' lesser-known sister, Catherine the Glorp.
ZasterOctober 5, 2004 2:18 PM
"Wow... you're hung like Zaster."
bunnerabbOctober 5, 2004 9:04 PM
Shirley never quite understood what her mother meant by "A horse can be a very sensual experience for a young girl".
In fact, the city founders commissioned a large statue of Shirley and her horse, themed upon her clueless early teen years on mom's horse farm.
"Oh, Shirly", her mother would weep... "for fuck's sake you RIDE it, you don't BLOW it!" as she drove by.
Poor Shirley's mum.
Shirley never married.
bipedOctober 5, 2004 9:34 PM
Gallant grooms the horse and feeds it sugar cubes. Goofus furiously manipulates the horse's penis until it ejaculates.
EnderandrewOctober 5, 2004 10:12 PM
After getting a warm load of horse gravy in the eye, Mary first feared that people might discover her little indiscretions.
"I'll tell them I got pink eye", she began to think. But that train of thought led to even worse fears.
"Is it possible to get ocular syphilis? I know where Ender's horse has been!"
kaufmanOctober 6, 2004 8:32 AM
Willlllllbuuurrrrr! Wanna make it a three-way?
