Folks round these parts sometimes say that old Gramps is the all-time jolliest.

"What the hey... another round of hemlock for everyone!"

His last wish was to be a guest at his own wake, and as rigor-mortis set in, his friends and family celebrated his life by hanging their hats and coats on him.

Weekend at Bernie's 3.

I just crapped myself!

Thanks, Metamusil!

Wavmanuk is gone forever!

Its okay, Greta, just do like I've done for years and pretend you don't know him.

Pssst...Edna, I'm one chair over. You just blew your dad.

I have a hemmroid this big! And its ganging out of my Depends!