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John prefered to keep his personel belongings with him for safe keeping.

"Bicycle Day!" the citizens of Stupidville sang happily as the parade went by. "Hoo-la, hoo-la-la, bingity boingity floppity plop! Bicycle Day again, hooray! Time for shotguns down our throats! Bicycle Day again, ole'! Time to sacrifice our stoats!"

oops here you go

"this saddle tastes like ass"

Pahn really ate it on that last turn.

Confounded by the recent bicycle thefts, the town's citizens invented the human bike lock.

OR

"Man, this time I bit off more than I can chew..."

When Hoanui at last stood before his goddess with a bicycle rammed through his cheek as a sign of devotion, her laughter destroyed five universes.