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No. I have no life. I'm a quadruple amputee on tour with a freakshow whose locked in a dungeon by his cruel ringmaster in between shows and forced to amuse him with silly comics on websites. Oh yeah, I type with my teeth and constantly go into violent convulsions whenever I read your comics. The ringmaster says stop it.
That seems like a life. A crappy life, but a life, to be sure.