Back Demon!!!

According to eye witnesses, a sleep-deprived Dumbya engaged in an impromptu game of Whack-A-Mole on the campaign trail yesterday before being subdued by campaign advisors and revived with a powdery nasal stimulant.

Would you care for a chocolate covered pretzel?

"Ah said, you smell like butt, little girl! BUTT! Like.. like this. Smell!"

Go away, kid, ya bother me!

Aha! I finally found the weapons of mass... oops, it's just a kid.

1. 'I suck out your life force and will leave your rotting corpse in the hands of your mother.'

2. Gee, what a great shot of Dubya's sweaty armpit!

"Talk to the hand, 'cause the ears ain't listening!"

I really like your purdy hair, what kinda hair soap you use?

And that's exactly how Lenny killed Curly's wife.

Little Girl: Mr. Bush, I'm America and I just wanna say...

Bush: Shhh... don't speak. Just go to sleep. Wake up in four years.

"Foul deaf spirits be GONE!!"

Even during important speeches, President Bush takes the time to rescue levitating children.

You're *purty,* little girl! I HATE purty!! I won't look, I won't!