Forum archives » More Comic Competitions » WW 30: World's Worst Things to Say to Your Kids

fpd
November 18, 2004 9:35 AM

I was recently looking at an article in a parenting magazine on the ten worst things to say to your kids. I think it included things like "don't cry" and "you'll be sorry when Daddy comes home." So here's what the theme will be for this contest.

World's Worst Things to Say to Your Kids.

I'll judge the contest the next time there is a full moon.

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quodlibet
November 18, 2004 4:42 PM

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fzh
November 18, 2004 4:50 PM

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dcomposed
November 18, 2004 7:35 PM

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BigFrank105
November 18, 2004 7:54 PM

This is gonna win "worst comic award"

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BigFrank105
November 18, 2004 8:03 PM

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quodlibet
November 18, 2004 8:23 PM

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rgedey1
November 18, 2004 9:23 PM

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Injokester
November 19, 2004 12:03 AM

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Injokester
November 19, 2004 12:04 AM

Oh, if in the extremely unlikely event that I win this contest, please let second place make the next one since I'm hardly around anymore.

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Injokester
November 19, 2004 12:20 AM

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BigFrank105
November 21, 2004 4:39 PM

fzh is gonna win this... i still can't stop laughing - that comic is hilarious

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fpd
November 23, 2004 8:31 AM

The moon is waxing. It will be full in a few days. Get your entries in before you grow hair and fangs and terrorize your neighborhood. Thanks to the comics being turned off, I haven't read any of them yet. I will read them all for the first time when I judge this contest.

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niteowl
November 26, 2004 1:34 AM

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SpideyChris
November 26, 2004 2:20 AM

Hope I'm not too late.

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fpd
November 26, 2004 9:22 AM

I'll be judging the contest tonight, either between 7:00 and 8:00 or after 9:00, EST. Get in your last minute entries before then.

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little_kitty
November 26, 2004 9:32 AM

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last situation in that one is so true it hurts. its also a very funny comic overall.

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fpd
November 26, 2004 4:49 PM

The second place winner is niteowl, and the first place winner is SpideyChris. The winning strip didn't just have a parent say something; it set up a situation that made it funnier than it would have been without it. So it's now up to SpideyChris to run World's Worst #31.

In making his prediction about the winner, BigFrank105 neglected two important facts. One is that his laughter was might not correlate with my own. The other is that not all entries were in yet. Also, he was wrong in his prediction that his comic would win the "worst comic award." It was more amusing than some. I will award the "worst comic award" to dcomposed for his lame "Hi son" strip. I can't imagine what would make that one funny unless one had a very bad relationship with one's parents or children. Well, maybe it would bad news if the head of S.P.E.C.T.R.E. turned out to be someone's father. And if the father is just supposed to be kaufman, I don't know enough about him to consider the revelation that he is someone's father especially bad news. Even so, a gag like that would need more context than just using the kaufman image.

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thochaos
November 26, 2004 10:42 PM

I thought fzh's strip was good too. This is actually one of the more amusing competitions I've seen of late.

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fzh
November 26, 2004 11:08 PM

Well, I'm glad BigFrank105 and thochao liked my comic. I wasn't actually expecting to win, so I'm happy I got the recognition I did.

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SpideyChris
November 27, 2004 5:35 AM

I won something? I won? Really? Me? Bwahahaha! I am totally giving my reflection a current thumbs up and a "You the man now, dawg!"

Hrm. Lemme check the other threads to figure out what the hell to do for this dubious honour and stuff.

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dcomposed
November 27, 2004 8:39 AM

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And if the father is just supposed to be kaufman

yes.

and i thought ww comics were meant to only be one panel.

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