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bigbanger November 30, 2004 11:08 AM	Monday-open Tuesday-open Wednesday-open Thursday-open Friday-open Saturday-open Sunday-closed
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UnknownEric November 30, 2004 12:49 PM	What luck! I haven't been able to play Yahtzee due to a lack of die! And here you are, open 24/7 (yet closed Sunday, in a giant mouthfuck of logic) to service my dice needs. You are like the Jesus of board games... Colonel Mustard, I dub thee!
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Zaster November 30, 2004 1:39 PM	I want a die-cast Voltron.
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MikeyG November 30, 2004 1:48 PM	I want to die-late your anus.
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Rabid_Weasle November 30, 2004 3:20 PM	I've seen bigger bangers.
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jes_lawson December 1, 2004 1:56 AM	And you're only open 24/6. We should take you to court for false advertising.
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mmyers December 1, 2004 8:28 AM	I need some black hair dye. I'm goth...and graying.
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PhreakyChinchilla December 1, 2004 10:48 AM	I would like it on Thursday at 3. I'm dying boorite's pants red.
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MikeyG December 1, 2004 10:58 AM	quote: I would like it on Thursday at 3. I'm dying boorite's pants red. Boorite only wears boxers and usually dyes them a silvery off-white color regularly himself.
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PhreakyChinchilla December 1, 2004 10:59 AM	quote: quote: I would like it on Thursday at 3. I'm dying boorite's pants red. Boorite only wears boxers and usually dyes them a silvery off-white color regularly himself. The reason he only wears boxers is because he left his pants at my house.
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Rabid_Weasle December 1, 2004 6:11 PM	When she says "left" she means "I mugged him on the street for them."
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ivytheplant December 1, 2004 7:51 PM	And then sold them to me through eBay.
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TheBigJE December 1, 2004 8:53 PM	die isn't really what i'm looking for... and it appears you're all out of dignity... i think i'll just shop around
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MikeyG December 2, 2004 5:59 AM	quote: And then sold them to me through eBay. When she says "sold them to me through eBay" she means "used a blacklight to highlight the still-quivering smegma spots and rubbed the pants all over me while we cavorted stark naked on top of several inert quadriplegics".
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boorite December 2, 2004 10:56 AM	Good news: I'm going to live to be 300 years old. Bad news: I'm going to look it. Cause of death: Being shat upon from a dizzying height by a mime.
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PhreakyChinchilla December 2, 2004 11:04 AM	quote: Good news: I'm going to live to be 300 years old. Bad news: I'm going to look it. Cause of death: Being shat upon from a dizzying height by a mime. :O
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Zaster December 2, 2004 1:00 PM	quote: Cause of death: Being shat upon from a dizzying height by a mime. I guess I'll never understand performance art.
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boorite December 2, 2004 3:01 PM	quote: quote: Cause of death: Being shat upon from a dizzying height by a mime. I guess I'll never understand performance art. That's because I left out the part where I give a reading of W.B. Yeats's "The Second Coming." Then the mime shits on me from a dizzying height, and I die. Get it now?
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Rabid_Weasle December 2, 2004 3:54 PM	.. Brilliant!
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biped December 2, 2004 9:49 PM	Die was?
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biped December 2, 2004 9:50 PM	I meant to say "vas."
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