World's Worst Personal Advice

Make a comic about the worst possible advice you might give to someone in a tough situation.

Examples:
1. Someone forgot his wife's birthday.
2. Someone farted in his/her boss's office.
3. While drunk, someone vomited on his/her cute crush.
4. Someone broke up with a long-term significant other.
5. Someone failed a big exam.
6. Someone sniffs crack as a hobby.
etc.

The rules:
1. Single panels, strips and series are permitted.
2. I find in-jokes, Asian girl 'sucky sucky' jokes, and butt porn unfunny. Post at your own discretion (or lack thereof).
3. Bonus points will be awarded for correct usage of the English language, unless you are typing on a non-Qwerty keyboard; then your confusion is understandable.
4. Judging in about one week or so.

Happy stripping,
-Q

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The next WW should be "WW things to say when your kids ask if theres a Santa Claus" or something like that

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Judging tomorrow evening, so get those last-minute entries in!

And now the results which you have waited so patiently for. But first, a la Academy Awards, let's celebrate fifty years of funny mustaches in this short film retrospective!

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Most of the comics were pretty good and I had a tough time picking the winner.

Third place goes to Scyess, for the entry
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Second place goes to SpideyChris, for the entry
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First place , and the honour of running the next World's Worst competition goes to fpd, for the entry
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Thanks to all who participated! I'll see you all around the universe.

I have to wait for the muse, but I expect to start a new contest by tomorrow.