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kramer_vs_kramer
September 17, 2001 4:56 AM

You may have have noticed that CC62 was infiltrated by a number of newbies. And Shock Horror! One of them actually won! So for this contest, the characters in the strip should be discussing this terrible invasion. Who are these newbies? Where did they come from? What is to be done about them?

Oh, and 2 other rules:
1- Invent a new superlative. Something like "arsetastic" or "jizzmungous".
2- I'm a stickler for order. So I'd like it if the first words of each dialogue box were in alphabetical order. This doesn't mean you need to use all the dialogue boxes, though.

Something like this. (Except funny)

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I'll do the judging Thursday morning, GMT. Feel free to shout at me for making up such stupid rules.

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LevelZero
September 17, 2001 5:11 AM

Argh!
You're not making this easy, you know :)

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LevelZero
September 17, 2001 5:19 AM

Well .. first attempt ..
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gabe_billings
September 17, 2001 5:29 AM

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apejuice
September 17, 2001 5:44 AM

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bunnerabb
September 17, 2001 7:19 AM

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bunnerabb
September 17, 2001 7:36 AM

Shit... rules....

This thing has rules... great.

Alphabetical order... new word... superlative.. mm hmmm, k... yeah... got it....

as soon as I wake up, then I'll make a new comic... or... *zzZZzZZzZ*

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JrnymnNate
September 17, 2001 7:47 AM

ARRG. I made somthing for i saw the rules. ok... i think got it figured out now.

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JrnymnNate
September 17, 2001 7:59 AM

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kramer_vs_kramer
September 17, 2001 8:41 AM

quote:
Dare to be Stupid

I'm tempted to give extra brownie points if that turns out to be a Transformers:the Movie reference.

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BigEvilDan
September 17, 2001 8:55 AM

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JrnymnNate
September 17, 2001 9:03 AM

quote:
quote:
Dare to be Stupid

I'm tempted to give extra brownie points if that turns out to be a Transformers:the Movie reference.
Um, sorta- its a parody. Weird Al.
AND HERE IT IS for those of you who havn't heard it.
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Put down your chainsaw and listen to me-It's time for us to join in the fight
It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys-It's time to let the bedbugs bite

You better put all your eggs in one basket-You better count your chickens before they hatch
You better sell some wine before it's/its time-You better find yourself an itch to scratch

You better squeeze all the Charmin you can while Mr. Wimpole's not around-Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan

Talk with your mouth full-Bite the hand that feeds you
Bite on more than you chew-What can you do
Dare to be stupid

Take some wooden nickles-Look for Mr. Goodbar
Get your mojo working now-I'll show you how
You can dare to be stupid

You can turn the other cheek-You can just give up the ship
You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip

-Dare to be stupid
Come on and dare to be stupid
It's so easy to do
-Dare to be stupid
We're all waiting for you
Let's go

It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill-So can I have a volunteer
There's no more time for crying over spilled milk-Now it's time for crying in your beer

Settle down, raise a family, join the PTA-Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevyrolet-And party 'till you're broke and they drive you away
It's OK, you can dare to be stupid

It's like spitting on a fish-It's like barking up a tree
It's like I said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free

-Dare to be stupid (yes)
Why don't you -dare to be stupid
It's so easy to do
-Dare to be stupid
We're all waiting for you
-Dare to be stupid

Burn your candle at both ends-Look a gift horse in the mouth
Mashed potatoes can be your friends

You can be a coffee achiever-You can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver
The future's up to you-So what you gonna do

-Dare to be stupid
-Dare to be stupid
What did I say
-Dare to be stupid
Tell me, what did I say
-Dare to be stupid
It's alright
-Dare to be stupid
We can be stupid all night
-Dare to be stupid
Come on, join the crowd
-Dare to be stupid
Shout it out loud
-Dare to be stupid
I can't hear you
-Dare to be stupid
OK, I can hear you now
Dare to be stupid
Let's go, -Dare to be stupid
-Dare to be stupid
-Dare to be stupid
-Dare to be stupid
-Dare to be stupid
-Dare to be stupid
-Dare to be stupid
-Dare to be stupid
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sorry this post is so god-awful long.

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JrnymnNate
September 17, 2001 9:05 AM

but It goes along well with Transformers.
"Transformers!(Dare to be stupid!)"
I hated those toys. They broke on me all the time.

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DexX
September 17, 2001 9:05 AM

I'm still trying to think of a strip worthy of the word arsetacular.

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kaufman
September 17, 2001 9:39 AM

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DexX
September 17, 2001 9:58 AM

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Nah, I still think arsetacular was wasted...

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flickguy
September 17, 2001 10:07 AM

quote:
quote:
quote:
Dare to be Stupid

I'm tempted to give extra brownie points if that turns out to be a Transformers:the Movie reference.
Um, sorta- its a parody. Weird Al.
AND HERE IT IS for those of you who havn't heard it.


He asked about it being a TransFormers Movie reference because this song is, indeed, played during the brief battle with the Junkions (Eric Idle!!) and appears on the Soundtrack.

(I need all the brownie points I can get.)

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JrnymnNate
September 17, 2001 10:20 AM

Hey, I only watched the TV show and bought the figures. Never saw the movie.
BUT I'll betcha didn't know that the song(dare to be stupid) is on the soundtrack for that movie.

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tiger8191
September 17, 2001 10:21 AM

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attitudechicka
September 17, 2001 10:30 AM

quote:
2- I'm a stickler for order. So I'd like it if the first words of each dialogue box were in alphabetical order. This doesn't mean you need to use all the dialogue boxes, though.

Whoo hoo another freak like me!
quote:
I'll do the judging Thursday morning, GMT.


Thursday morning comes at a different time in GMT than it does in CST?

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kaufman
September 17, 2001 11:13 AM

quote:
AND HERE IT IS for those of you who havn't heard it.
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Put down your chainsaw and listen to me-It's time for us to join in the fight
It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys-It's time to let the bedbugs bite
...
You better squeeze all the Charmin you can while Mr. Wimpole's not around-
That would be Mr. Whipple.

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JrnymnNate
September 17, 2001 11:23 AM

I know- but I got the whole text off a site.
Mr. Wimpole- that is stupid.
What- you don't think i wrote it all down myself do you?

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kaufman
September 17, 2001 11:30 AM

quote:
I know- but I got the whole text off a site.
Mr. Wimpole- that is stupid.
What- you don't think i wrote it all down myself do you?
Why not use the official Weird Al lyrics site and see how they spell it :-)

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JrnymnNate
September 17, 2001 11:32 AM

ah- mucho gracias amigo.

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crabby
September 17, 2001 2:15 PM

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NastyPope
September 17, 2001 2:26 PM

quote:
quote:
Dare to be Stupid

I'm tempted to give extra brownie points if that turns out to be a Transformers:the Movie reference.

I just watched Transformers:the Movie on DVD this weekend. What a trip. Total flashback to highschool.

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evil_d
September 17, 2001 2:48 PM

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This kinda strays from the theme a little, hopefully not too much.

I don't mean to put words in DX's mouth, I just thought his character had the best "scorpions are crawling all over me" look.

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gabe_billings
September 17, 2001 3:09 PM

I just realized I forgot to add a new superlative to my strip. I'd best fix that.

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NeoVid
September 17, 2001 3:15 PM

I even managed to get the sound effect in alphabetical order. Bwahaahaa...

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gabe_billings
September 17, 2001 3:18 PM

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JrnymnNate
September 17, 2001 3:45 PM

quote:
33974

This kinda strays from the theme a little, hopefully not too much.

I don't mean to put words in DX's mouth, I just thought his character had the best "scorpions are crawling all over me" look.


LOL.
this is good, the influence of my |-|4><0r talk reaches far and wide.

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kaufman
September 17, 2001 4:16 PM

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bunnerabb
September 17, 2001 4:54 PM

This is not very good, actually, but I need sleep.

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attitudechicka
September 17, 2001 5:25 PM

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May not be good, but no one can say I didn't try.

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wirthling
September 17, 2001 6:32 PM

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Drexle
September 17, 2001 6:44 PM

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NastyPope
September 17, 2001 7:39 PM

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Think Tom Jones...

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crabby
September 17, 2001 7:50 PM

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Hey guys is there a way to delete comics? I'm a moron and I put I title in before even starting a comic then I saved it.

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Drexle
September 17, 2001 10:05 PM

Crabby, that was fucking brilliant. *laugh!*

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habnem
September 18, 2001 12:57 AM

it really is funny! the dialogue boxes are in alphabetical order, too... no new superlative, though. (:

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DexX
September 18, 2001 1:27 AM

Shit...

I was wondering why all these strips were obsessed with newbies, then I went back and read the first posting again. Damn, kramer, you only numbered some of the rules, so I completely missed the most important one! *grumble* Now I will have to make another entry... *ponder*

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apejuice
September 18, 2001 2:55 AM

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bunnerabb
September 18, 2001 4:06 AM

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crabby
September 18, 2001 4:13 AM

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WAHHHH!!!! it Happened again why dont you guys jusy maket a delete thingy so this wont happen to me. WAAHHHH!!!!!!! I feel like a tiger in a Llamma tent.

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Shadman
September 18, 2001 12:31 PM

What the fuck? Are you saying you don't want me to post here? Just say it. Don't beat around the bush.
Just say "Shadman, and other Newbies alike, please don't post here because we don't like you even though we don't know you." That's all you need to say...

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Shadman
September 18, 2001 12:37 PM

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Another newbie infultraits your contest! Enjoy.

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Shadman
September 18, 2001 12:44 PM

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boorite
September 18, 2001 12:53 PM

quote:
What the fuck? Are you saying you don't want me to post here? Just say it. Don't beat around the bush.
Just say "Shadman, and other Newbies alike, please don't post here because we don't like you even though we don't know you." That's all you need to say...


Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
SHADMAN!

It's the Shadsignal! Quick, into the Shadmobile!

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Drexle
September 18, 2001 1:08 PM

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evil_d
September 18, 2001 1:20 PM

quote:

This is going to be a new background, right? Right?

Drexle -- that "five dollars" line was great.

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