I feel like this is what happens when new users go straight for the 'big kid' forums. I read the first, like, 5 comics. Then I skimmed through the rest of them in hopes that maybe another user had commented already... sadly, it was just more comics.
I didn't think it was too bad, you just have the same problem as me, way too many words. And probably herpes, though I'm not 100% sure about the herpes.