Ho Ho Ho! It's Zaster Clause with a sackful of worthless trifles for you little carpet monkeys to squabble over and break. Er, I mean a sleigh full of Yuletide cheer! So let's get started:
Funniest Politically Incorrect

Goes to: biped
For the Comic:
/comics/biped/261605/
Most Sexual

Goes to: quodlibet!
For the Comic:
/comics/quodlibet/261681/
Most Ironic

Goes to: dcomposed!
For the Comic:
/comics/dcomposed/262031/
The Truth Award This would really happen

Goes to: Injokester!
For the Comic:
/comics/Injokester/261677/
Best Title

Goes to: xxausrottenxx
For the Comic:
/comics/xxausrottenxx/261693/
Best Use of Lack of Rules

Goes to: Noone, sheep.
Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC) and Funniest Comic to Nerds


Goes to: SpideyChris!
For the comic:
/comics/SpideyChris/261737/
SpideyChris cheated by invoking the reality warping powers of the great and terrible Cthulhu. His soul is forever damned, but hey, he won the FTC, so how do you like him now, bitch? That's what I thought.