Hey, what way to celebrate Christmas, with two non-related Christmas things. I might make more of these, who knows, I may actually have to mysteriously vanish for a while though. Due to my lack of humor :D

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And in-case you were wondering, no I am not looking for dates, thank you and goodnight!

Awwww. Darn.

I think you should make 17 more of those.

Frix, you never disappoint me.

The first one made me feel ill and the second one reminded me of myself =)

The third edition, I'm still not sure, if I'll keep this series going... but hey, enjoy!
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MERRY CHRISTMAS!

I laughed at the second one. Jokes about menstrual fluid, especially about eating it, make me want to collapse into a little ball in the corner and rock myself until the shivers stop.

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