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I looked through your Oh my Bloodshot Eyess! series and was impressed. Not with the comics, but with the sheer magnatude of my sexual prowess. The comics were kind of lame.

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I once had rough sex with a very beautiful woman with large breasts. As you can imagine, that was more enjoyable than reading these comics.

I don't believe you once had rough sex with a beautiful woman with large breasts. Unless you redefine "rough" as "forced," "beautiful" as "batrachian," and "large breasts" as "hair all over her body."

I do believe that it was more enjoyable than reading these comics, though.

I once ate a Frito and it was more enjoyable than reading these comics.

thanks peeps :)

I once touched a dog's butthole and it was approximately as enjoyable as reading these comics.

I once had...sex.

at least try to be original ;)

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I once touched a dog's butthole and it was approximately as enjoyable as reading these comics.

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Well, I've been putting it off, but it looks like I'm going to have to jam my entire arm up a cow's ass or people are going to keep using that to trump my "I touched a dog's butthole" comment.

I'm surprised you haven't done it already. It's all the rage in the Veterinary world.

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at least try to be original ;)

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