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If you are afraid of robots, you might like it. If you aren't afraid of robots...well, then you're probably a robot to begin with, and we don't care about YOUR KIND.

I read a bunch of your strips. Pretty smart. I like them.

This is the first time someone has called me smart without following that adjective with the word 'ass'. I feel validated and loved!

I only just noticed you today, and I've been going through your old strips at random laughing my ass off.
As Mayor of the Internet, I officially declare you awesome.

Sweet, can I be treasurer of the internet?

I whole heartedly welcome you to our little family and nominate you for treasurer of the internet.

I have never been in a real family before! Unless you count the Manson family. Most people don't.