More hipocritical than Mike Moore! More dyslexic grammical and spelling errors than a room full of avid FPS gamers! More socio-political than a talk-radio hosts convention it's....

-80 MILLION FLEAS!-

After leaving his homeworld Kripton, 80 (as the ladies call him) leads a life of truth, spamming and masturbating to yiff. Oh yeah.. and he works at newspaper as mild manner report "Duke Itout"... But that's a secert. Shhh...

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Anyway, let's start with the comics shall we? I did this one first off and in retrospective it looks like I'm supporting Mr. Stickly's opinion. I, whoever, was trying to convey that 'Yes, we ARE controlled by chemicals but it makes us what we are.' With that in mind, let's look at my first strip back on the job.

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I also got a nice strip on the news. J-Metro is a city I made on the orginal Simcity as a kid.

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After reading these comics, I was attacked by timber wolves.

I have that kind of sway over timber wolves. I fought with them in the great timber wolf/artic wolf war. We lost many a pup. I can still here them howling in my dreams, slowly driving me mad...

I liked the comics.

Biped: Buh-WOOOOOO!!! WUH-WUH-WOOOOOOO!!!

They were okay. There could've been more funny.

Of course there could. There always could!!!!

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Yes.

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Yes.

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Oh.. and Thank P.C.! Your stuff is pretty awwwwright. Or Ggggrrrreat. I can't figure out which.

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Oh.. and Thank P.C.! Your stuff is pretty awwwwright. Or Ggggrrrreat. I can't figure out which.

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Don't worry, I'm a masochist. Masakiss? Mascotfist?

...Pain gives me boners.