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not_Scyess
February 1, 2005 11:18 PM

I'm going to assume Artemis wasn't kidding when he made me the winner of CC 273, so here's the next one.

This contest is pretty easy. I want to see how many comics you can make. Just make as many as you possibly can and post them here. There's no rule as to what the comic has to consist of, it just has to be a comic, that you made, between now and the end of the contest.

OH, WAIT! There is actually one rule.

YOUR COMIC HAS TO BE FUNNY.

Here's how I will score your comics:


  • One funny comic: one point
  • One not funny comic: zero points
  • One funny or not funny Photoshopped comic: zero points
  • Every comic after the fifth in one post, so I have to click on it to read it: zero points
  • One comic that's incredibly stupid or contains a site in-joke: negative one point
  • One comic that intentionally annoys me for any unforseen reason: negative forty points and a kick in the ass

At the end of the contest, I will tally everyone's score and post it. The person with the highest score wins. In case of a tie, I will declare a comic-off.

This contest will end on Feb 9th, or when this thread reaches page 6 (barring any stupid flooding), whichever happens first.

As of my posting this, the latest comic on the site was comic #268613, so all entries have to be higher numbered comics than that.

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kaufman
February 2, 2005 9:23 AM

268661

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Scyess
February 2, 2005 11:03 AM

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dcomposed
February 3, 2005 8:58 AM

What a time for boinky to be banned.

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kaufman
February 3, 2005 9:22 AM

268788

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not_Scyess
February 3, 2005 12:52 PM

People must really think this contest sucks... all they have to do is post comics they make anyway, and no one's done it except kaufman and Scyess.

(You should post your Cinderella comics here, kaufman.)

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kaufman
February 3, 2005 8:24 PM

quote:
(You should post your Cinderella comics here, kaufman.)
You mean like this one?

268779

Probably not. This is the funniest of them all, but it relies on a few pieces of esoteric knowledge to give the full effect. Very well, you can have these too.

268781268783268785

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niteowl
February 4, 2005 5:56 AM

Fleas, you might want to stop your posting and read the rules again...

quote:
As of my posting this, the latest comic on the site was comic #268613, so all entries have to be higher numbered comics than that.

Anyways...
268721

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80_Million_Fleas
February 4, 2005 5:58 AM

.... .... .... Goddamnit.

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80_Million_Fleas
February 4, 2005 6:17 AM

/comics/80_Million_Fleas/268916/

If anyone can delete those previous posts, you're more than welcome to.

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Scyess
February 4, 2005 1:16 PM

quote:
If anyone can delete those previous posts, you're more than welcome to.
Done.

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MikeyG
February 4, 2005 2:03 PM

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80_Million_Fleas
February 4, 2005 2:34 PM

quote:
quote:
If anyone can delete those previous posts, you're more than welcome to.
Done.

I love you.

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80_Million_Fleas
February 4, 2005 3:41 PM

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andydougan
February 5, 2005 12:28 PM

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andydougan
February 5, 2005 12:28 PM

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niteowl
February 5, 2005 12:52 PM

269139
269131
269135

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quodlibet
February 5, 2005 7:43 PM

269201
269206
269210

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quodlibet
February 5, 2005 9:05 PM

269218
269224
269227

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fzh
February 5, 2005 11:38 PM

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quodlibet
February 6, 2005 11:49 AM

269325
269328
269334

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80_Million_Fleas
February 6, 2005 8:20 PM

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80_Million_Fleas
February 6, 2005 8:30 PM

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quodlibet
February 6, 2005 9:34 PM

269399
269401

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kaufman
February 6, 2005 9:47 PM

269402

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kaufman
February 7, 2005 9:09 AM

269443

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andydougan
February 7, 2005 12:34 PM

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MikeyG
February 7, 2005 1:00 PM

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NeoVid
February 7, 2005 2:16 PM

Considering that 'Exit' is the #1 top rated comic on the site, it'll be interesting if it doesn't win.

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fzh
February 7, 2005 6:01 PM

quote:
Considering that 'Exit' is the #1 top rated comic on the site, it'll be interesting if it doesn't win.
You obviously didn't read the rules. The winner of the competition is the person who can make the most funny comics, not the person who makes the funniest individual comic.

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80_Million_Fleas
February 8, 2005 6:50 AM

Post #166427link

80_Million_Fleas
February 8, 2005 6:54 AM

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80_Million_Fleas
February 8, 2005 6:58 AM

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kaufman
February 8, 2005 7:18 AM

269617

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kaufman
February 8, 2005 7:39 AM

269618
269619

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smamurai
February 8, 2005 9:35 AM

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quodlibet
February 8, 2005 11:21 AM

Crazy, but I'm told it's true.

269627

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smamurai
February 8, 2005 3:20 PM

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smamurai
February 8, 2005 4:47 PM

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MikeyG
February 9, 2005 5:47 AM

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kaufman
February 9, 2005 9:24 AM

269808

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not_Scyess
February 9, 2005 10:28 AM

Okay! It's over! First, some boring facts you don't care about.


  • There were a total of 77 entries
  • There were a total of 54 I thought were funny,
  • for a funny percentage of 70.13%. Not bad.
  • Only one entry earned the -1 penalty
  • It wasn't fzh's entry; I ignored that one.
  • dcomposed was right; boinky33 would've been a good contender in this one. Also CHUBBY if he'd cared to enter.

The comics I thought were funniest were

/comics/andydougan/268715/
/comics/80_Million_Fleas/269371/
/comics/80_Million_Fleas/269607/
/comics/80_Million_Fleas/269461/

And now, the final scores!

2 smamurai (67%)
3 niteowl (100%)
5 Scyess (100%)
6 MikeyG (75%)
7 quodlibet (58%)
7 andydougan (87%)
8 kaufman (67%)

And finally, the winner, with a dismal funny/not funny percentage of 64%, is

80_Million_Fleas, with 16 funny comics!

The next contest is yours, Fleas. Take it away!

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MikeyG
February 9, 2005 12:03 PM

Oh, crap.

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PhreakyChinchilla
February 9, 2005 12:21 PM

I knew that kid was gold. Way to go, Jake.

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NeoVid
February 9, 2005 1:27 PM

I didn't get any of comics about posses.

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not_Scyess
February 9, 2005 2:46 PM

I didn't get them until the 4th time I read them. They could've been funny, but were so poorly worded that they ended up being nearly impenetrable.

The joke is that all the black character on SC.com only have one pose each, while some of the white ones (like kaddar's blue) get seven or so. The comics were in the form of a campaign ad to give more to black characters.

The author can correct me if I'm wrong.

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80_Million_Fleas
February 10, 2005 5:16 AM

Wow. I never won anything! How in th hell did I muster this one out? Sheer numbers?!

At any rate, give me some time to think it and type it out. I should have already posted one, I know... but I'mma college going student, so you know.

On another note: You're right, Not_Scyess! My dyslexia has a tendency to make me sound like a Dubya grade retard, but you live you learn and when you don't feel lazy, you use spellcheck. When you DO feel lazy, you take whatever punches are thrown at you.

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not_Scyess
February 10, 2005 8:19 AM

quote:
Wow. I never won anything! How in th hell did I muster this one out? Sheer numbers?!
Um, yeah. "QUANTITY," and all that. But since only funny comics count towards your total, I think you've more than earned it.

quote:
On another note: You're right, Not_Scyess! My dyslexia has a tendency to make me sound like a Dubya grade retard, but you live you learn and when you don't feel lazy, you use spellcheck. When you DO feel lazy, you take whatever punches are thrown at you.
Donors can edit their comics!

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smamurai
February 10, 2005 8:30 AM

quote:
But since only funny comics count towards your total,

I got 66% funny for 3 comics. So which of mine sucked then?

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not_Scyess
February 10, 2005 9:14 AM

I don't remember the one I didn't like, and I can't be arsed to fidn it, but I liked

scyess is a heterophobic ambisextrous
Have a Drink on Your Old Man

Some of the comics I had to rate "not funny" were only just barely... and the same with the ones I rated "funny." That's the difficulty in working with extremes.

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