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shank
February 10, 2005 5:44 PM

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not_Scyess
February 10, 2005 10:35 PM

I hope you don't think I'm just saying this, because really and truly, I mean it... but what a fetid pile of shit those comics are.

With one exception. In this one you -- seemingly purely by accident -- stumbled upon something that's really very funny:

/comics/shank/269828/

And this one...

/comics/shank/269833/

...could've been funny, but it seems like you gave up halfway through writing it. Tyler's set up in panel 2 is great... but you blew the punchline. Dammit. That comic should be the next FTC competition right there.

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shank
February 11, 2005 6:28 AM

yeah well, im not a fucking genius like you.
i have over 270 comics, most of them i come up with instantly, thats why some of the punchlines suck.

tell me how i could have bettered the tyler one with the punchline.

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shank
February 11, 2005 6:29 AM

oh yeah, i have a bunch of tyler and bob/dog comics

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shank
February 11, 2005 6:31 AM

and some of them are inside jokes...i shouldnt have posted them.

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MikeyG
February 11, 2005 6:41 AM

why don't you get upset about it.

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shank
February 11, 2005 6:48 AM

:|

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not_Scyess
February 11, 2005 8:37 AM

quote:
yeah well, im not a fucking genius like you.
i have over 270 comics, most of them i come up with instantly, thats why some of the punchlines suck.
Hey, your comics are fine... as long as you're happy with 'em, no one else has to like 'em.

quote:
tell me how i could have bettered the tyler one with the punchline.

This is not so great, because I did it in a hurry, but you'll get the idea. I love Tyler's set up in the 2nd panel.

/comics/not_Scyess/270144/

It's my 200th comic, by the way. Yay!

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dcomposed
February 11, 2005 9:54 AM

Please leave for another 8 months.

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shank
February 11, 2005 10:47 AM

quote:
quote:
yeah well, im not a fucking genius like you.
i have over 270 comics, most of them i come up with instantly, thats why some of the punchlines suck.
Hey, your comics are fine... as long as you're happy with 'em, no one else has to like 'em.

quote:
tell me how i could have bettered the tyler one with the punchline.

This is not so great, because I did it in a hurry, but you'll get the idea. I love Tyler's set up in the 2nd panel.

/comics/not_Scyess/270144/

It's my 200th comic, by the way. Yay!



well, i appreciate the compliments, unlike these other tools that i used to make fun of a long time ago, so they all rated me low. i even just complimented dcomposed on his comics, but he doesnt like that fact that i used the word "gay" like a year and a half ago :D

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shank
February 11, 2005 11:22 AM

just for dcomposed:

/comics/shank/270164/

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dcomposed
February 11, 2005 11:34 AM

If Hitler came in and told me he was my biggest fan, he still would have killed a bunch of people and so he'd be a wang. You can compliment my comics all you like, but you're still a wang.

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shank
February 11, 2005 11:35 AM

ok ok, here we go:

/comics/shank/270165/

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dcomposed
February 11, 2005 11:35 AM

And that's not just because you said gay or fag or whatever it was I didn't like.

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shank
February 11, 2005 11:37 AM

quote:
If Hitler came in and told me he was my biggest fan, he still would have killed a bunch of people and so he'd be a wang. You can compliment my comics all you like, but you're still a wang.

i bet you get laid every night. i should tag along so i get twice the sex.

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shank
February 11, 2005 11:39 AM

quote:
And that's not just because you said gay or fag or whatever it was I didn't like.


Even if does, you've still used gay twice.

And I don't care what gay can mean.
From dcomposed :: 06-20-04 02:30pm ( reply :: delete )

You should probably change that sig or take out the stuff about fags, unless you want people (like me) not liking you because of it.
From dcomposed :: 06-20-04 02:05pm ( reply :: delete )

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dcomposed
February 11, 2005 11:49 AM

I have never been laid I am a virgin I have never touched a penis (which is what I like because I'm a giant fag) and anytime I attempt to get laid I get punched out because I am exactly the oppisite of what people want to be sticking their dick in if you do want to come with me that probably would help because you'd look a whole lot better by comparison but nice try anyway and I'm sorry you're no better at working out who is having sex than you are at working out what is and is not funny.

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Inflatable_Man
February 11, 2005 11:53 AM

"I am King Guttenberg! The one known as dcomposed touched my penis last night. That is all!"

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shank
February 11, 2005 11:59 AM

quote:
I have never been laid I am a virgin I have never touched a penis (which is what I like because I'm a giant fag) and anytime I attempt to get laid I get punched out because I am exactly the oppisite of what people want to be sticking their dick in if you do want to come with me that probably would help because you'd look a whole lot better by comparison but nice try anyway and I'm sorry you're no better at working out who is having sex than you are at working out what is and is not funny.

that's wonderful.
i take it someone as funny as you would know the definition of sarcasm and when it is put to use.

rawt on, cowboy

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dcomposed
February 11, 2005 12:05 PM

quote:
quote:
I have never been laid I am a virgin I have never touched a penis (which is what I like because I'm a giant fag) and anytime I attempt to get laid I get punched out because I am exactly the oppisite of what people want to be sticking their dick in if you do want to come with me that probably would help because you'd look a whole lot better by comparison but nice try anyway and I'm sorry you're no better at working out who is having sex than you are at working out what is and is not funny.

that's wonderful.
i take it someone as funny as you would know the definition of sarcasm and when it is put to use.

rawt on, cowboy



Sadly I do not but it is very clear that you do.

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possums
February 11, 2005 12:10 PM

So then shank says, "No, YOUR momma."

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shank
February 11, 2005 12:12 PM

well im a muh fukkin' gangstuh, shouldnt it be "YO' momma"?

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possums
February 11, 2005 1:10 PM

Sorry, I don't think "muh-fukkin' gangstuh" is really ebonix for "homely-ass white trash."

And then dcom says, "No, YOUR momma."

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IHMAWTD
February 11, 2005 2:28 PM

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shank
February 11, 2005 3:09 PM

quote:
Sorry, I don't think "muh-fukkin' gangstuh" is really ebonix for "homely-ass white trash."

And then dcom says, "No, YOUR momma."


i think we've come to the conclusion that im fucking sexy, so you just better back off. and white trash dont live in a nice house like mine.

now bow down, bitch

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thochaos
February 12, 2005 6:15 PM

I liked that gay sex shotgun comic thing.

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fzh
February 12, 2005 7:11 PM

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shank
February 12, 2005 8:51 PM

i love how you took the time, just for ME to google image my name. will you marry me?

quote:
I liked that gay sex shotgun comic thing.

thanks

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MikeyG
February 14, 2005 8:22 AM

shank is a wigger

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dcomposed
February 14, 2005 8:38 AM

if woman is the nigger of the world, what is nigger the nigger of?

oh dam i got it as I was typing that.

shank still sucks.

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shank
February 14, 2005 9:34 AM

its ok, you guys will get laid one of these days :D

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shank
February 14, 2005 9:38 AM

HAY, CHECK OUT ME AN DUH HO'Z

WE GETTIN CRUNK

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MikeyG
February 14, 2005 10:02 AM

im stealin yo hos, wigga

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