Featuring his smash hit, "She Has Freckles On Her, But She Is Nice."

Also features the declamation of the poem "Rhyme of the ancient Pussy"

and such time-honored classics as "Looking Down the Barrel of a Pun" and "My Cat's Got The Same Mustache as Me".

And of course his love song for a sheep "I wanna fuck ewe"

And, "I'm A Big Stupid Dummy, And I Smell and I have a Big Mustache... That Smells."

The only request Ken ever got was for "Far Away and Nothing At All."

"KEN YOU DIG IT , SUCKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

CONTAINS YOUR FAVORITE SMASH HITS!*

"Ken You Feel the Love Tonight"

"I Ken't Stop Loving You"

"I Got (No) Rhythm"

"Blue Moon of Kentucky"

"It's Raining Ken"

"Ohio"

"TaKen Care of Business"

...and that Doctor's-waiting-room favorite:

"Turn Your Head and Cough, Man"

*As performed by Ken, not the original artists

Special edition features a duet with Anal Kent.

Who the fuck names their band "Request Only" and then names their album "Ken"?

Probably the cousins of the people who named their band "The Original Artists."

This guy's version of "I Might Just Be Retarded" is AWESOME!

Ya know, not a lot of people know that Ken (left) kept a fully functional five inch replica of himself (right) solely for self gratification.

And he masturbated a lot.