just fyi

You come onto the forum with 2 lame strips and two geriatric gags and WHINE about getting 28 votes?

Welcome to the wonderful world of who the fuck are you?

You need to move this thread to the "Pussys Go Here" section.

Bring back JDPLVY. At least he was a COLORFUL moron. You're just a moron.

People who don't give a shit about something don't generally say "I don't give a shit about this!" out of the blue.

Just fyi.

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People who don't give a shit about something don't generally say "I don't give a shit about this!" out of the blue.

Just fyi.

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I don't give a shit about whether people give a shit about things I don't give a shit about!

I do not give a shit about how you rape me.

just fyi

When did feces become part of our bartering system? (eg: "I don't give a shit...", "I can give two shits...", etc)

Since the "two cents a shit" bug from the barter system in Fallout

Nice goin, shit for brains.

What about "hot" shits? People generally seem to consider them to be quite valuable as currency, especially in pairs.

I turned down a date with a hot bisexual twenty two year old girl tonight so stfu

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I turned down a date with a hot bisexual twenty two year old girl tonight so stfu

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Just out of interest, why did you turn her down?

OMG, I totally turned down three nymphomaniac supermodels tonight and Naomi Watts three days ago, so you stfu!!!

I think his potential date went something like this:

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Heh... it's funny because it's (probably) true.

I'm sure this hot, 22 year old bisexual nymph was thinking "wow... that teenage Jesus freak gets me so wet!"

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Just out of interest, why did you turn her down?

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Plus it was a nasty bar.

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I turned down a bi-sexual date, but that's because i heard my parents coming, and they hate it when i use their VCR

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Plus it was a nasty bar.

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You're not of legal drinking age in any American state... What fake ID would Jesus use?

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Nate... admit it. This "bar" was actually a Church. And this "22 year old bisexual hot chick" was actually a drunken 56 year old priest by the name of McBlarney. And when you say you "turned down a date" you mean you ran like Hell.

and by "ran like hell" you meant "put a roofie in his drink"

hahaha you only know the half of the whole story

she's reddish blonde, 6', blue eyes, freckles

shit, here's my post from tribal war

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I've been eating lunch with this girl in my sociology class. We've talked a lot and gotten to know each other fairly well. As you all know, I'm a fundamentalist straight conservative Christian. Turns out she's a bi-curious liberal pot smoking agnostic. We actually seem to get along very well. So yesterday I invited her to come along with my sister and I and go ice skating upstate.

She turns around and one ups me by saying she was going to ask me to go to this local semi famous bar that has had a lot of important bands pass through, to see a friends band. (for those of you in Connecticut or who'd know about it, the name of the place is Toad's Place).

It's interesting because I've gathered she has a BF, but she doesn't talk about him, he's completely absent from our conversations over the last few weeks, except for once or twice, and he wasn't going to be going tonight, she was taking a sister along or something and wanted me to go with her.

and while my id is thinking like every other guy with a penis, my superego is telling me the things I've heard about Toad's Place (it's a really wild joint from what I hear) makes it seem like it'd harm my integrity and morals. I'd rather do something with her that wasn't in such a negative atmosphere. You would have to know what it's like to understand. It's just not a great place to be. And I don't want to come off as that kind of person, especially when I'm trying to make a good impression of having the virtues I do. So I called her and left a message and said I was not going, but maybe we could do something else another time, and I'd talk to her later.

Then I found out I couldn't go up to ice skate because the roads were gonna be bad by the time we'd be on the way home, so I got a pizza and went over my brother in law's and watched Sky Capitan so I wouldn't come home and be depressed all night.

Obviously principles are a major cock block. I don't expect many of you to understand the reasons why I wouldn't go.

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oh yeah and the truth was I'd rather take the high road than give my dad reason to have an emotional meltdown.

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She turns around and one ups me by saying she was going to ask me to go to this local semi famous bar

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I think it's cute that the Christian fundamentalist thinks that girl's gesture was anything more than her being nice. Hell, I read his biased description and it still came off as completely innocent. I go to bars with girls all the time; doesn't mean I'm dating them. Nate, get back to us when you actually bang this girl.

The sad thing is, Toad's is hardly slimy. It's a rock club that hosts local and famous bands. On some nights there are dance parties run by the local Top 40 radio station so the Yalie girls can get dance with each other and hook up. It is not one block away from some of the Yale dorms, in a pretty decent section of town.

There are few famous rock act's that haven't played there at least once.

That place sounds like it would destroy Nate morally.

To be fair, I wouldn't be too keen on seeing "The Nerds" play either:

Look at these evil men out to corrupt our youth!

I'd just like to remind everyone that Kramer_vs_Kramer turned down the invitation to a threesome with two chicks for what seems like no good reason.

I don't know why I want to remind everyone of this fact, I just do.

FinnNYC, you have a very valid point. Inflatable Man, I was just being a cock. Whether or not it was a "date" it would have been cool to hang out with her.

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The sad thing is, Toad's is hardly slimy. It's a rock club that hosts local and famous bands. On some nights there are dance parties run by the local Top 40 radio station so the Yalie girls can get dance with each other and hook up. It is not one block away from some of the Yale dorms, in a pretty decent section of town.

There are few famous rock act's that haven't played there at least once.

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Nate is still dcomposed, right?

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I'd just like to remind everyone that Kramer_vs_Kramer turned down the invitation to a threesome with two chicks for what seems like no good reason.

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I'd just like to remind everyone that Kramer_vs_Kramer turned down the invitation to a threesome with two chicks for what seems like no good reason.

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I seem to remember it happened about a week after channel 4 showed the episode of Ally McBeal where she lured some guy out with the promise of a threesome then stole his trousers and ran him over with a truck.

Best episode ever.

If I have to get run over by a truck, I want to be lured into it by the promise of a threesome.

Shame on you, kramer.

What is college for if not banging each other silly? Learning? Go ahead, make me laugh.

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What is college for if not banging each other silly? Learning? Go ahead, make me laugh.

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Well... duh.

i can make a whack off noise with my mouth

just fyi

update on my life

i met this girl at the mall on friday night and i hung out with her saturday night

she wants to go out sometime, weee

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Man, I can't wait until she decides to have sex with you (I'm guessing she's blind, deaf, or perhaps both), and then finds out you're a confused Christian Youth who cannot seem to reconcile the human experience of selective instinct indulgence.

In other words, I'm here for her if she needs a penis to cry on.

she knows what i am i know what she is

you don't know who either of us really are

Are you lizard people?

Aren't lust and pride mortal sins?