She wis shite. Wisnae worth the two gingae boatles ah peyed hur.

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She wis shite. Wisnae worth the two gingae boatles ah peyed hur.

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Roughly, "I made love to your mother last night. Sadly, her performance left a lot to be desired. In sooth, it didn't even merit the two empty bottles of carbonated beverage I paid her."

Roughly.

Everyones always kissing your ass! WeLL I'Ve had ENough.... ANd ANother thang Whats THE deazle with CAP'N CrunCh That guy PissEs Me OFf...

Special fight forum?

Nah, it'll never catch on.

YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ON!!!

I took JrnymnNate's advice and dared to be stupid. Then i got in trouble. Oh well.

Live and learn.

What have we learned from this kids

"never listen to Nate"

Bump.

Best thread ever.

Alex Trebek: The word cat would be found under this letter in the dictionary. Sean Connery?

Sean Connery: What is the "R's"?

Alex Trebek: No, it's not in the "R's".

Sean Connery: Not in the "R's", eh? Well, that's not what your mother said last night, Trebek.

Connery: Suck it, Trebek. Suck it long, and suck it hard.

Wednesday, February 23, 2005 Posted: 1341 GMT

LONDON, England -- Actor Sean Connery is being sued by a New York neighbor who accused him of "making his life hell" with loud music, dripping water and a plague of rats.

You had me at "plague of rats" and lost me at feeling unsatisfied after reading the entire article.

what the hell is this shit doing here

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what the hell is this shit doing here

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You had me at "plague of rats" and lost me at feeling unsatisfied after reading the entire article.

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I think the level of uncomfortable in this forum has risen to an....uncomfortable level. Why don't you to hug and make up. Argue about something everyone one hates. Like putting together on of those twin basketball hoop shoot-out games the day of Christmas with a butter knife and that cheap pot-metal allen wrench they so kindly throw in with the $199.95 purchase which is no longer usable after three screws and the instructions have been translated from Korean to English by some one from South Vietnam.

You had my maw? My gaping maw?

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I think the level of uncomfortable in this forum has risen to an....uncomfortable level. Why don't you to hug and make up.

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I love boorite as if he was my own drunken uncle. Indeed, what the fuck are you talking about?
Retardor turbines?

My mom could definitely use a good lay. Sadly it was Dougan doing the laying, so it kind of goes without saying how it was.

i had yer paw last night. ask him yerself when he's done with mah wuffles

Yer a' a bunch of bawbags!