Perfect for those inconveniant elevator farts

It was so kind of dougan's maw's gynocologist to allow us to take such a candid photo of him before the hose-down.

"Smile!"

"We're supposed to see Gigli tonight."

"Look at my gasmask" said Bill.

The Audience had to go through Rigorous training to get onto Oprah now.

"yeah I get it, you're darth fuckin' vader... Jesus tom, if you wern't retarded I'd pump you full of mustard gas quicker than a fat chick on a free buffet."